指揮部，我是艾倫斯隊長。 Command, this is Captain Irons.
我近距離看到了一個 UAP，方位為 310。 I got a visual on a UAP in close, bearing 310.
女人：收到，艾倫斯。我們在視野上看不到任何東西。 WOMAN: Roger, Irons. We don't see anything on the scope.
艾倫斯隊長：我從沒見過這樣機動性。 CAPTAIN IRONS: I've never seen anything maneuver like that.
向內陸轉向公園。 Turning inland towards the park.
女人：我們的視野仍然很空。 我們 IFF 是否顯示被阻斷？ WOMAN: Our scope is still clear. Does IFF show us blocked?
艾倫斯隊長：否定的，那移動太快了。 CAPTAIN IRONS: Negative, that's moving too fast.
請許可立即參戰。 Permission to engage now.
女人： 離開並撤退，艾倫斯。 WOMAN: Disengage and back off, Irons.
重複，不要參戰。 Repeat, do not engage.
收到嗎? Acknowledge.
艾倫斯隊長：不行。我需要靠近看看。 CAPTAIN IRONS: No can do. I need a closer look.
太熱情了。我以為我們是朋友。 Too much mustard. I thought we were friends.
查理：我們是朋友。 CHARLIE: We are friends.
你在做什麼？ What are you doing?
我用太多熱情打了他。 I hit him with a little too much mustard.
是的，你覺得呢？ Yeah, you think?
我希望我能讓他這樣笑。 I wish I could make him laugh like that.
我能說什麼？爸爸的兒子。 What can I say? Daddy's boy.
他內心的關鍵是假痛苦。 Key to his heart is fake pain.
過來，查理。來吧。 Come here, Charlie. Come on.
沒關係，親愛的。 It's okay, honey.
沒關係。沒關係。 It's okay. It's okay.
在這裡，和查理待在一起並撥打 911。 Here, stay with Charlie and call 911.
傑克，來吧，停下。 Jack, come on, stop.
你在做什麼？離最近的城鎮有一個小時的路程。 What are you doing? The nearest town's an hour away.
如果我不嘗試幫忙，誰會？ If I don't try to help, who will?
沒關係，我馬上回來。好的。好，走，走。 It's okay, I'll be right back.Okay. Okay, go, go.
是的，這可能只是煙火。 Yeah, it's probably just fireworks.
上帝。對不起。 God. I'm sorry.
你還好嗎？對不起，我沒有看到你。嘿。 You okay? Sorry, I didn't see you. Hey.
你沒事吧？ You all right?
嘿。你叫什麼名字，伙計？ Hey. What's your name, buddy?
艾倫斯。 Irons.
什麼？ What?
肖恩·艾恩斯船長。美國空軍。 Captain Sean Irons. U.S. Air Force.
你一個人嗎？發生了什麼？ Are you alone? What happened?
不，我們發生了碰撞。 No, we had a collision.
碰撞？ Collision?
什麼？ With what?
傑克：你確定你沒事嗎？ JACK: Are you sure you're okay?
那是……UAP。 Is that a...UAP.
什麼？不明空中現象。 What?Unidentified Aerial Phenomenon.
你們不用UFO？ UFO wasn't working for you guys?
我已經等了很長時間才能近距離看到其中一個。 I've been waiting a long time to see one of these up close.
這項技術將改變一切。 This technology's gonna change everything.
嘿，有東西在動。 Hey, there's something moving.
女聲：分析星球。 FEMALE VOICE: Analyzing planet.
女性自動語音：守護者拒絕。 FEMALE AUTOMATED VOICE: Guardian denied.
守護者接受。 Guardian accepted.
配對。 Pairing.
開始自毀。 Self-destruct initiated.
注意它！ Watch it!
過來。 Come here.
女性自動語音：分析行星。 FEMALE AUTOMATED VOICE: Analyzing planet.
女新聞主播：沒有人聲稱對此負責 FEMALE NEWSCASTER: No one has claimed responsibility
今晚勇敢地營救 15 名被綁架的女學生。 for tonight's daring rescue of 15 kidnapped schoolgirls.
但目擊者報告 But eyewitnesses report
又一次目擊了被稱為守護者的英雄。 yet another sighting of the hero dubbed The Guard.
男性新聞主播：犯罪率實際上正在下降。 MALE NEWSCASTER: Crime rate is actually going down.
總體犯罪率下降了 4%。 Overall crime has dropped four percent.
查理：嘿，爸爸！來和我一起玩接球。 CHARLIE: Hey, Daddy! Come play catch with me.
傑克：聽著，我很抱歉。下週怎麼樣？ JACK: Look, I'm sorry. How about next week?
莉莉：我不能再這樣了，傑克。 LILY: I can't do this anymore, Jack.
傑克：查理，我們還是一家人。 JACK: Charlie, we're still a family.
在突發新聞中，另一個可能的守護者目擊事件。 In breaking news, another possible Guard sighting.
守護者正在使用外星技術。 The Guard is using alien technology.
熱力學和物理學定律甚至不適用。 The laws of thermodynamics and physics just don't even apply.
我可以找到能量源，但我需要資源。 And I can find the power source, but I need resources.
看著你，爾亞剛 工業 的首席執行官 安塞爾亞剛。 Looking at you, Ansel Argon, CEO of Argon Industries.
查理：你惹錯了超級英雄。 CHARLIE: You messed with the wrong superhero.
壞人，你最好說你的祈禱。 Bad guy, you better say your prayers.
老師：查理？守護者會踢你的屁股。 TEACHER: Charlie?Guard's gonna kick your butt.
老師：查理！ TEACHER: Charlie!
你起來了 You're up.
nuc...不。 The nuc... No.
嗯，我的演講不是關於任何這些能量源， Well, my presentation isn't about any of these energy sources,
它實際上是關於一個新的， it's actually about a new one,
這恰好是 which happens to be
世界上最偉大的英雄，衛隊。 the world's greatest hero, The Guard.
不，查理，這有什麼關係？ No.Charlie, how is this relevant?
每個人都在談論守護者如何 Everybody's talking about how The Guard
阻止了印度的核災難，對嗎？ stopped that nuclear meltdown in India, right?
或者他是如何拯救台灣那些孩子的， Or how he saved those kids in Taiwan,
或阻止那架噴氣式飛機在巴西墜毀。 or stopped that jet from crashing in Brazil.
但沒有人談論他是如何做到的。 But nobody's talking about how he did it.
他有某種新能量源， He's got some kind of new energy source,
而且這些都不是…… and it's not any of these...
呃... Uh...
嘿。我在正確的地方嗎？ Hey. Am I at the right place?
老師：你一定是瑪雅·夢露吧？ TEACHER: You must be Maya Monroe?
班級，這是我們從土耳其來的新轉學生， Class, this is our new transfer student from Turkey,
所以請不要嘲笑她的任何奇怪的習俗…… so please do not mock any strange customs that she...
她過去常來這裡。 She used to go here.
任何。 Whatever.
夢露小姐，請坐。 Miss Monroe, take a seat.
查理，你可以繼續，請 Charlie, you can continue, and please
回到手上的主題。 bring this back to the subject at hand.
什麼？我不知道。 What? I don't know.
男孩1：最後。你知道嗎？ BOY1: Finally.You know what?
男孩2：這是我聽過的最愚蠢的事情。 BOY 2: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
老師：明天考試。 TEACHER: Test tomorrow.
兩人：伯傑！伯傑！伯傑！ BOTH: Berger! Berger! Berger!
我爸媽太尷尬了伯傑！伯傑！ My parents are so embarrassing. Berger! Berger!
至少你爸爸出現了。 At least your dad shows up.
我的在一個永無止境的 IT 會議上。 Mine's at a never-ending IT conference.
看。伯格：嘿。 Look.BERGER: Hey.
莉齊和瑪雅。九點鐘。 Lizzie with Maya. Nine o'clock.
所以我的小學暗戀剛剛出現 So my elementary school BFF just showed back up
經過多年的環遊世界。 after, like, years of traveling the world.
好嫉妒。 So jealous.
你在做什麼？我不在社交媒體上。 What's your at?I'm not on social media.
什麼？ What?
好的。好吧，你的興趣是什麼？ Okay. Well, what are your interests?
嗯，開鎖，挪威死亡金屬 Um, lock picking, Norwegian Death Metal
我可以蒙著眼睛對 M4 進行現場拆解。 and I can field-strip an M4 blindfolded.
好的。 Okay.
你請莉齊去跳舞了嗎？ You ask Lizzie to the dance yet?
還沒有。 Not yet.
女人喜歡你把事情留到最後一刻。 Women like it when you leave things till the last minute.
你從哪裡聽到的？喲！伯傑... Where'd you hear that?Yo! Berger...
媽媽要我給你帶來你的粉絲，所以，在這裡。 Mom wanted me to bring you your fan, so, here.
拿著。 Take it.
你有沒有想過你怎麼稱呼他伯傑， You ever think about how you call him Berger,
但這也是你的姓嗎？ but that's your last name, too?
這就是我選擇大麥克的原因，因為，呃， That's why I go as Big Mac, because, uh,
我是最美味的伯傑。好吧。 I'm the tastiest Berger.Okay.
女孩：哇，這是一個真正的爆點。 GIRL: Wow, this is a real blowout.
錘子教練：我們走吧，阿甘。 COACH HAMMER: Let's go, Forrest.
查理·金凱德。 Charlie Kincaid.
教練？我想你，嗯， Uh, Coach? I think you, um,
不小心說了我的名字和姓氏？ accidentally said my first and last name?
你進來了。我們需要一個左撇子。 You're in. We need a lefty.
男孩：伙計，那是個大孩子。 BOY: Man, that's a big kid.
那是誰？ Who is that?
那是福雷斯特迪爾。 That's Forrest Deal.
他們稱他為“紅杉”。 They call him "The Sequoia."
男孩：現在投球的是查理·金凱德。 BOY: Now pitching is Charlie Kincaid.
教練：狡猾的金凱德，看起來還活著。 COACH: Crafty Kincaid, look alive.
加油，阿甘！我們走吧！ Come on, Forrest! Let's go!
我聽說他欺負自己的父母。 I heard he bullies his own parents.
男孩：祝你好運，查理。 BOY: Good luck, Charlie.
聽說他的眼神好致命 I heard that his stare is so deadly
他甚至不能照鏡子。 he can't even look himself in the mirror.
莉齊：我們走吧，查理！你明白了。 LIZZIE: Let's go, Charlie! You got this.
不知道這是皮威聯賽。 Didn't know this was the Peewee Leagues.
不知道他們允許在中學使用類固醇。 Didn't know they allowed steroids in middle school.
男孩：來吧，查理。 伯格：請不要殺了我的朋友。 BOY: Come on, Charlie.BERGER: Please don't kill my friend.
好吧，我們走吧，阿甘。粉碎它。 All right, let's go, Forrest. Crush it.
查理！查理！查理！ Charlie! Charlie! Charlie!
哦。 Ooh.
男孩：那會留下痕蹟的。 BOY: That's gonna leave a mark.
查理，他媽媽會生氣的。 Charlie.His mama gonna be mad.
又是這首歌？我們能不能換... This song again? Can we just change...
不，不，我們不能。 No. No, we can't.
另外，我們都知道這首歌是經典之作。 Plus we all know this song's a classic.
伯格：沒有人知道。 查理：哦，上帝。 BERGER: No one knows that.CHARLIE: Oh, God.
BIG MAC：不，好吧，好吧，我的車，我的音樂。 BIG MAC: No, okay, well, my car, my music.
好的？我完了。 All right? My life is over.
嗯，24 Uh, that's 24.
就在柵欄上。你想去嗎？ That's right on the fence. You wanna go for it?
不。他們只是孩子。讓他們走。 Nah. They're just kids. Let 'em go.
我討厭孩子。 I hate kids.
甚至是我自己的。 Even my own.
伯傑：再見，查理。 BERGER: Bye, Charlie.
女性新聞主播：但目擊者報告稱，又一次目擊到... FEMALE NEWSCASTER: But eyewitnesses report yet another sighting of...
什麼？ ...被稱為守護者的英雄。 What? ...the hero dubbed The Guard.
當局再次沒有發現指紋和其他證據 Once again authorities have found no fingerprints and no other evidence
除了現場留下的奇怪圖案。現在商標... with the exception of strange patterns left on the scene. Now a trademark...
嘿。比賽怎麼樣？ ... 守護者 的目擊事件。 Hey. How was the game? ...of Guard's sightings.
另一個守護者目擊？是的。 Another Guard sighting?Yeah.
...守護者到底是什麼？ ...what is The Guard exactly?
是獨行俠還是... Is it a lone vigilante or...
嘿。你給你爸的包包了嗎？ Hey. Did you pack a bag for your dad's yet?
我們都知道他會取消。 We both know he's gonna cancel.
嘿！嘿，傑克。嘿。 Hey! Hey, Jack. Hey.
今晚加入我們的是 爾亞剛 戰術上的 的首席執行官 安塞爾亞剛。 Joining us tonight is Ansel Argon, CEO of Argon Tactical.
他的業務受到了所謂的 守護者 的獨特影響， His business has been uniquely impacted by the so-called Guard,
誰開創了和平的新紀元 who has ushered a new era of peace
讓許多國家... leaving many countries to...
是的，我看到了。 Yeah, I saw.
新聞播音員：您的公司，爾亞剛 技術上的， NEWSCASTER: Your company, Argon Tactical,
最近報告的經營虧損 recently reported operating losses
13年來第一次，所以... for the first time in 13 years, so...
這不是真的。 That's not true.
我覺得是這樣的。不，這絕對不是真的。 I think it is. No, that's definitely not true.
傑克：把它推遲到下週，慶祝活動。 JACK: Just push it to next week, the celebration.
傑克，來吧，我... Jack, come on, I'm...
對不起，今天不要這樣對我。 I'm sorry.Don't do this to me today.
我厭倦了所有這些藉口。 I am so sick of all these excuses.
傑克：對不起。這是我的工作。好吧，好吧... JACK: I'm sorry. It's my job.All right, well...
我將在 6:00 送他下車，所以你最好在那兒。 I'm dropping him off at 6:00, so you better be there.
好吧好吧。是的，再見。 Okay.Okay. Yeah, bye.
讓我猜猜。另一個“IT會議”？ Let me guess. Another "IT conference"?
下個月改期？ Rescheduling for next month?
不！他今晚很高興見到你。 No! He's really excited to see you tonight.
我敢打賭他甚至不記得我的生日。 I bet he doesn't even remember my birthday.
當然，他會。 Of course, he does.
來吧，去吧，去收拾你的包 Come on, go, go get your bag packed
也許洗個澡。 and maybe take a shower.
如果守護者繼續削弱對國防工業的需求 If The Guard continues to erode the need for a defense industry
像你們這樣的公司會有恐慌嗎？ will there be panic at companies like yours?
我會... 我會給你一個你可以問的更好的問題。 I'll... I'll give you a better question that you could have asked.
零監督... With zero oversight...
如果守護者有糟糕的一天會發生什麼？ what happens if The Guard has a bad day?
莉莉：看，他在那裡等你。 LILY: Look, he's there waiting for you.
查理：我們為什麼要這樣做？ CHARLIE: Why are we doing this?
莉莉：嘿，好吧！ LILY: Hey.All right!
嗨，莉莉：嘿。 Hi.LILY: Hey.
他看起來有點老了，我能看出來。 He looks a little older, I can tell.
他真的很高興。很高興來到這裡！ He's really happy about it.Very happy to be here!
好吧，你只想把那些東西放進去 Okay, you wanna just put that stuff inside
我會在那裡見你？ and I'll meet you in there?
我覺得我有麻煩了。 I feel like I'm in trouble.
不，不，不，他度過了艱難的一天。 No, no, no, he had a rough day.
嗯，蠟燭在底部。 Um, candles are in the bottom.
我最喜歡的！今晚盡量不要把它們都吃掉。 My favorite!Try not to eat 'em all tonight.
我們會盡力而為，沒有承諾。 We'll do our best, no promises.
這不會永遠持續下去，傑克，你知道的，對吧？ This isn't gonna last forever, Jack, you know that, right?
在我們知道之前，他會長大成人... Before we know it, he's gonna be grown up and...
你會乞求他回你的電話。 you're gonna be begging him to return your calls.
你不用說服我。好的？ You don't have to convince me. Okay?
我想花更多的時間和他在一起，我真的很想。 I want to spend more time with him, I really do.
我剛剛很忙。 I've just been busy.
傑克，有些事情比工作更重要。 There are some things that are more important than work, Jack.
好嗎？我知道。 Okay?I know.
和他談談。是的。 Talk to him.Yeah.
今晚。 Tonight.
有一段時間了。是的。 Been a while.Yes.
我喜歡你沒有對這個地方做過的事情。 I like what you've not done with the place.
我想要那種單親爸爸的短租感覺。 I'm going for that kinda single-dad short-term rental feel.
我給你買的那個有趣的杯子呢？ Where's that funny mug I got you?
呃，它就在這附近的某個地方。 Uh, it's around here somewhere.
聽著，查理，對不起這場比賽。 Listen, Charlie, sorry about the game.
錯過了我在丹佛的轉機航班 Missed my connecting flight in Denver
機上的 Wi-Fi 被搞砸了。 and in-flight Wi-Fi was screwed up.
但我有東西給你。 But I got you something.
沒關係，你不用賄賂我。 It's okay, you don't have to bribe me.
是的，我必須賄賂你。 Yes, I do have to bribe you.
我會……我會賄賂你。 And I'm gonna be... I'm gonna bribe you.
在這裡等著！ Wait right here!
好的，查理。我的舊手套。 Okay, Charlie. My old mitt.
現在，我一直在為你保存這個， Now, I have been saving this for you,
我認為現在是時候了。 and I think now is the time.
我是左撇子，爸爸。 I'm a lefty, Dad.
哦耶。對喔。 Oh, yeah. That's right.
對不起，我... Sorry about that, I...
好吧，如果你能有什麼， Well, if you could have anything,
你還想要什麼？ what else would you want?
我只想再去露營。 I just want to go camping again.
一如往昔？ Like we used to?
好主意啊。好吧，一旦事情在工作中放緩， That's a great idea. Well, as soon as things slow down at work,
我們會這樣做的。同時... we're gonna do that. In the meantime...
我拿了這個任天堂 Switch。 I got this Nintendo Switch.
我知道你不喜歡賄賂。我接受賄賂。 I know you don't like bribes.I accept bribes.
傑克：繼續，繼續，繼續。 JACK: Keep it going, keep it going, keep it going.
三、二、一……去！ Three, two, one...go!
本壘打！丁格爾！ Home run! Dinger!
轟、轟、轟、轟…… Boom, boom, boom, boom...
現在比薩！ And now pizza!
我們必須在三，二，一。二，一。 We got to do it in three, two, one.Two, one.
啊，來吧。 Ah, come on.
這遊戲沒有HBT嗎？ Does this game not have HBT?
什麼是 HBT？你知道，隱藏球技巧嗎？ What's an HBT?You know, Hidden Ball Trick?
你知道那個，對吧？ You know that one, right?
一壘手假裝把球扔給投手， Where the first baseman pretends to throw it to the pitcher,
然後當跑壘員先領先一點時 and then when the base runner takes a little lead off first
他就在那兒，然後他用……什麼？ and he's right there, then he grabs it with a...What?
嘿。騙子。他們把他抓到了那裡... Hey. Cheater.And they get him right there...
不不不，等一下。那是作弊。你在浪費我所有的... No, no, hold on. That's cheating. You're wasting all my...
放回去。你讓我輸了。看看你做了什麼。 Give it back. You're making me lose. Look what you did.
啊。 Ah.
對不起。讓我得到這個。 Sorry. Let me just get this.
好的。 Okay.
趕快。 Hurry up.
傑克：嘿。抱歉花了這麼長時間。 JACK: Hey. Sorry that took so long.
讓我猜猜。在工作的東西。 Let me guess. Something at work.
是的，那是我的老闆。我得... Yeah, that was my boss. I gotta...
我想有緊急情況，所以我得... I guess there's an emergency, so I'm gonna have to...
總是有緊急情況。 There's always an emergency.
為什麼不能像往常一樣取消？ Why can't you just cancel, like you always do?
查理，聽著，我知道這很糟糕。 Charlie, listen, I know this sucks.
我想留在這里和你一起慶祝。 I wanna stay here and celebrate with you.
但是，我得走了。當我說這很重要時，你必須相信我。 But, I gotta go. You have to believe me when I say it's important.
是的，我知道。比我還重要。 Yeah, I know. More important than me.
不，這不是我要說的。 No, that's not what I'm saying.
你讓我過來只是因為媽媽強迫你。 You only had me over because Mom forced you to.
老實說！ Just be honest!
你要我說實話嗎？ You want me to be honest?
是的。這就是我想要的。 Yeah. That's all I want.
聽。我會在幾天后回來，頂。好的？ Listen. I'm gonna be back in a couple days, tops. Okay?
我們會坐下來，我會解釋事情 And we're gonna sit down, and I'm gonna explain things
在某種程度上，我希望你會明白發生了什麼。 in a way that I hope that you're gonna understand what's been happening.
哦，我明白了。 Oh, I understand fine.
你只是個蹩腳的爸爸。 You're just a crappy dad.
查理... Charlie...
好吧，你不能一個人在這裡。 Well, you can't be here by yourself.
讓我給媽媽打電話，她會來接你。 Let me call Mom and she'll come pick you up.
查理：不，我明白了。我知道了。 CHARLIE: Nah, I got it. I got it.
嗨，媽媽。呃，抓住你的帽子。 Hey, Mom. Uh, hold on to your hat.
爸爸有工作急事，你能來接我嗎？ Dad has a work emergency, so can you come pick me up?
是的，我知道，這很糟糕。 Yeah, I know, it's a bummer.
好的。 Okay.
十分鐘後她就到了。 She'll be here in ten minutes.
你不必等待。聽著。我知道。 You don't have to wait.Listen. I know.
我不再是嬰兒了，爸爸。 I'm not a baby anymore, Dad.
好的，我一會兒見。 Okay, I'll see you later.
腰包。 Fanny pack.
不能忘記這一點。 Can't forget that.
我愛你。 I love you.
幾天後見。 I'll see you in a couple days.
你還在那兒？ You still there?
我喜歡你叫我“媽媽”。 I love it when you call me "Mom".
現在，讓我們大發雷霆。 Now, let's throw a rager.
是的，讓我們大發雷霆。 Yeah, let's throw a rager.
等等，什麼是狂暴者？ Wait, what is a rager?
嘿，伯傑。 Hey, Berger.
你好。 Hi.
哦，廢話。 Oh, crap.
你在這裡做什麼？ What are you doing here?
伯傑說我可以借你的筆記明天做那個愚蠢的測試。 Berger said I could borrow your notes for that stupid test tomorrow.
還有，他說你爸拋棄了你 Also, he said your dad abandoned you
你一個人在聽安妮·默里。 and you're listening to Anne Murray alone.
好吧，讓我們開始這個憤怒。 All right, let's get this rager started.
莉齊：好多了。 LIZZIE: Much better.
哥們，什麼鬼？ Dude, what the hell?
呃，小雞們在挖啜泣的故事。 Uh, chicks dig sob stories.
你為什麼要把他們帶到這裡來？ Why did you bring 'em here at all?
對不起，我不知道你想要一對一的狂暴者。 I'm sorry, I didn't know you wanted to have a one-on-one rager.
瑪雅不喜歡我。 Maya does not like me.
她因為我離開了這個國家。 She left the country because of me.
伯格：如果那是真的，她現在就不會在這裡了。 BERGER: If that were true, she wouldn't be here right now.
深吸一口氣。 Take a deep breath in.
現在呼氣到你的手中 And now breathe into your hands
告訴我你的呼氣是什麼味道。 and tell me how your breath smells.
這很好。好的。 It's good.Okay.
現在，用一些甜美的氣息 Now, use some of that sweet, sweet breath
並請瑪雅跳舞。 and ask Maya to the dance.
不。 No.
女士們想要含糖飲料嗎？ Do you ladies want a sugary beverage?
莉齊：帶路。 LIZZIE: Lead the way.
等待。明天是你的生日嗎？ Wait. It's your birthday tomorrow?
你還記得我的生日嗎？ You remember my birthday?
不，它在照片上。 No, it's on the photo.
酷。酷。 Cool. Cool.
我不喜歡做大事。 I don't like to make a big deal.
我總是覺得生日令人失望。 I always find birthdays disappointing.
父母離異的生日很糟糕。 Birthdays with divorced parents suck.
告訴我怎麼回事兒。我爸爸是國王 Tell me about it. My dad is the king
輕率的機場禮物。 of thoughtless airport gifts.
你知道我家裡有多少個屁股枕頭嗎？ Do you know how many butt pillows I have at home?
我認為那些是頸枕。 I think those are neck pillows.
只有兩個叉子嗎？ There's only two forks?
這傢伙是什麼人，連環殺手？ What is this guy, a serial killer?
我想，嗯... I want to, um...
...地址... ...address the...
不知道你還記得五年級嗎？ I don't know if you remember fifth grade?
是啊，五年級發生了什麼？ Yeah, what happened in fifth grade?
我對自己的所作所為感到非常糟糕。 I feel really bad about what I did.
我不，嗯，知道... and I don't, um, know...
……怎麼說呢。 ...how to say this.
但是……發生了什麼事？ But...What's happening?
正在發生的事情是我試圖敞開心扉。 What's happening is I'm trying to open up.
不，就像，在你身後。這就是我想說的。 No, like, behind you.That's what I'm trying to say.
伯傑？莉齊？ Berger?Lizzie?
我打了球，它打開了，我不能... I hit the balls and it opened up and I can't...
沒關係，我明白了。 It's okay, I understand.
你爸是個怪胎 Your dad's a freak.
哇。 Whoa.
等待。細心，細心。 Wait. Careful, careful.
伯格：我們如何打開它？我們需要一個密碼。 BERGER: How do we open it?We need a code.
這就像一個逃生室。掃描房間尋找線索。 This is just like an escape room. Scan the room for clues.
是數字的。 It's numerical.
所以排除了童年的寵物，出生地。 So that rules out childhood pets, birthplace.
你父母的周年紀念日是什麼時候？ When's your parents' anniversary?
他們離婚了。 They're divorced.
莉齊：你爸爸的生日怎麼樣？ LIZZIE: How about your dad's birthday?
11 月 18 日。 November 18th.
莉齊：或者…… LIZZIE: Or...
更好的是，親人的生日。沒什麼。 Better yet, the birthday of a loved one.Nothing.
嘿，生日快樂。 Hey, Happy Almost Birthday.
0-4-0-7-0-8。 0-4-0-7-0-8.
伯格：你好。莉齊：哇。 BERGER: Hello.LIZZIE: Whoa.
看起來像電梯。 Looks like an elevator.
什麼，上樓？ What, to go upstairs?
這有點懶，不是嗎？ That's kinda lazy, isn't it?
為什麼只有一個按鈕？ Why is there only one button?
請不要碰... Please don't touch...
我的膽子在飄。 My guts are floating.
瑪雅：我們走了多遠？遠。 MAYA: How far down did we go?Far.
是的……我沒事。 Yeah... I'm okay.
瑪雅：哇哦，這個地方很大。 MAYA: Whoa, this place is big.
自動語音：總部啟動。 AUTOMATED VOICE: Headquarters activating.
來吧。 Come on.
伯格：我們離我們有多遠？ BERGER: How far down are we?
這太緊張了。 This is so tight.
這太緊張了。 This is beyond tight.
這是最緊張的。 This is the tightest.
看那個。 Look at that.
查理：來吧，伙計們，過來。 CHARLIE: Come on, guys, over here.
伯格：哇，這是什麼？ BERGER: Whoa, what's this?
瑪雅：好吧，他怎麼能建造這個？ MAYA: Okay, how could he have built this?
我們在地下一百英里。 We're, like, a hundred miles underground.
自動語音：歡迎。 AUTOMATED VOICE: Welcome.
自動語音：任務正在進行中。 AUTOMATED VOICE: Mission in progress.
“當前位置：新西蘭。” "Current location: New Zealand."
莉齊：那很遠。 LIZZIE: That's far away.
自動語音：任務檔案。 AUTOMATED VOICE: Mission archive.
巴西飛機失事。 Plane crash in Brazil.
印度核事故。 Nuclear meltdown in India.
那是所有的新聞！ That was all over the news!
日本海嘯。 Tsunami in Japan.
帝國大廈裡的東西。 The thing in the Empire State Building.
這些都是守護者的任務。 These are all The Guard's missions.
我們在守護者的秘密總部。 We're in The Guard's secret headquarters.
在你爸爸的房子下面。 Which is under your dad's house.
你明白這意味著什麼嗎？ Do you realize what this means?
意思是我爸 It means my dad
為守護者工作。 works for The Guard.
不，伙計。 No.Dude.
這意味著你爸爸是守護者。 It means your dad is The Guard.
什麼？ What?
不。 No.
我爸爸不是守護者。守護者就像有史以來最偉大的英雄。 My dad is not The Guard. The Guard is like the greatest hero ever.
伯格：好的。我爸爸受不了辣雞翅。 BERGER: Okay.My dad can't handle hot wings.
是的。我見過他沒穿襯衫。 Yeah.I've seen him without his shirt on.
他幾乎不會游泳。 He can barely swim.
好吧，我爸爸不是守護者。 Okay.My dad is not The Guard.
瑪雅：有人在否認。 MAYA: Somebody's in denial.
大家好。 Hey, guys.
守護者穿腰包嗎？ Does The Guard wear a fanny pack?
艾倫斯：又輸了。信號屏蔽器太強了。 IRONS: Lost it again. Signal blocker's too strong.
再次運行它。模擬它的源頭。 Run it again. Simulate its origin.
在上面。 On it.
那麼，艾倫斯，我們在尋找守護者的源頭的立場是什麼？ So, Irons, where do we stand on finding The Guard's source?
我們會找到的，好嗎？放鬆。我們只是需要更多的時間。 We'll find it, all right? Relax. We just need more time.
時間？ Time?
你有時間。你已經有好幾年了。 You've had time. You've had years.
遲早會變成二元化的，好嗎？ Sooner or later, it becomes binary, okay?
你要麼找到它，要不沒有。 You either found it or you haven't.
而你沒有。這就是我拔掉插頭的原因。 And you haven't. And that's why I'm pulling the plug.
你要開除我？ You're firing me?
哦，我不只是解僱你。 Oh, I'm not just firing you.
不，不，我要解僱所有人。 No, no, I'm firing everybody.
我要開除那個人，開除他，她。 I'm firing that guy, firing him, her.
她很好，他很酷。 She's all right, he's cool.
我知道那天晚上發生了什麼。 I know what happened that night.
而且我知道我已經失去了試圖證明它是真實的一切。 And I know I've lost everything trying to prove that it's real.
我的信譽，我的事業，我的錢。 My credibility, my career.My money.
我自己的政府因提出質問而試圖摧毀我。 My own government tried to destroy me for asking questions.
你認為這是為什麼？ Why do you think that is?
聽著，我喜歡那個故事。 Listen, I love that story.
制服、樹林、偷球的壞人， The uniform, the woods, the bad man who stole the orb,
你是怎麼得到你的小噓聲的。 how you got your little boo-boo.
我知到。告訴別人。 I get it. Tell it to someone else.
只要守護者犯錯，我們就會找到能量源。 As soon as The Guard makes a mistake, we'll find the Source.
如果我了解到關於守護者的一件事 If there's one thing I learned about The Guard
是他不犯錯誤。 it's he doesn't make mistakes.
好吧，你要等到週末才能關閉它。 All right, you got till the end of the week to shut this down.
自動語音：正在列印。 AUTOMATED VOICE: Printing in progress.
哇。酷雷射。 Wow. Cool lasers.
13 號逃生艙蓋板完成。 Escape hatch panel number 13 complete.
伯格：看，它正在建造自己。 BERGER: Look, it's building itself.
莉齊：某種來自太空的 3D 列印機。 LIZZIE: Some kind of 3D printer from space.
哦，告訴它列印一個假身份證。 Ooh, tell it to print a fake ID.
伯格：它可以列印小甜甜布蘭妮嗎？ BERGER: Can it print Britney Spears?
她經歷的還不夠嗎？ Hasn't she been through enough?
不能列印人。 Can't print people.
看起來只有幾樣東西可供選擇。 Looks like only a few things to choose from.
呃，瑪雅，我想你按錯了按鈕。 Uh, Maya, I think you pressed the wrong button.
是的。緊急關閉。 Yeah. Emergency shutoff.
查理：這是個壞主意。莉齊：呃，來，試試這個按鈕。 CHARLIE: This is a bad idea.LIZZIE: Uh, here, try this button.
自動語音：轉移到充電站。 AUTOMATED VOICE: Transferring to charging station.
不錯的材料。 Nice material.
哦，這是什麼？ Oh, what's this?
伯格：看起來像一根魔杖。 BERGER: Looks like a magic wand.
哇。 Whoa.
看起來不錯，赫敏。 Looking good, Hermione.
這不是魔術棒，而是磁鐵棒。 It's not a magic wand, it's a magnet wand.
什麼？ What?
這是一個HUD。 It's a HUD.
什麼？抬頭顯示器。 A what?A heads-up display.
我想知道這個按鈕有什麼作用？ I wonder what this button does?
幫我！伯傑！伯傑！這不是背包！ Help me! Berger! Berger! It's not a backpack!
查理：等一下，我來了！關掉它！ CHARLIE: Hold on, I'm coming!Turn it off!
把我拉下來，瑪雅！好吧，等一下，等一下，我抓... Pull me down, Maya!Okay, hang on, hang on, I got...
哇！伯格：莉齊，小心！ Whoa!BERGER: Lizzie, careful!
你還好嗎？那太棒了。 You okay?That was awesome.
那太瘋狂了。你們還好嗎？ That was crazy.You guys okay?
自動語音：目標應用。 AUTOMATED VOICE: Target applying.
哦，噓…… Oh, shh...
莉齊：哦，天哪，瑪雅！ LIZZIE: Oh, my God, Maya!
我殺了瑪雅，你殺了瑪雅。 I killed Maya.You killed Maya.
我殺了瑪雅，你殺了瑪雅！ I killed Maya.You killed Maya!
她沒事。你還好。 She's okay. You're okay.
這太棒了。 That was awesome.
自動語音：縮小以適應。 AUTOMATED VOICE: Shrink to fit.
時尚實用。伯格：伙計們，看看這個！ Stylish and functional.BERGER: Guys, check this out!
莉齊：他的頭在哪裡？ LIZZIE: Where's his head?
是 DJ 伯傑，無頭刺客要來現場直播！ It's DJ Berger, the headless assassin comin' at you live!
伯傑？ Berger?
伙計們！伙計們！看這裡。 Guys! Guys! Look over here.
伯格：哦，我今天看起來不錯。 BERGER: Ooh, I look good today.
如何？ How?
太奇妙了！ It's amazing!
你把頭穿過一個神奇的傳送門 You put your head through one magic portal thingy
它出來另一個。 and it comes out the other.
天啊。 Oh, my gosh.
哦，那是什麼？ Ooh, what's that?
自動語音：召喚機動戰士。準備執行任務。 AUTOMATED VOICE: G-mobile summoned. Ready for mission.
這是病態。 This is sick.
莉齊：你還認為你爸爸是守護者的管家？ LIZZIE: You still think your dad's The Guard's butler?
呃... Uh...
你還好嗎？ You okay?
什麼？是的，我，嗯... What? Yeah, I, um...
我正準備離開這裡。 I'm just ready to get outta here.
對，因為它看起來有點像你弄壞了一些東西。 Right, 'cause it kinda looks like you broke something.
是的，我想我不知道自己的實力。 Yeah, I guess I don't know my own strength.
嘿。既然我們一個人， Hey. Now that we're alone,
我只是想讓你知道我一直在接收你的信號... I just wanted you to know that I've been picking up on your signal...
還有……什麼？ And...What?
是的。我很想和你一起去跳舞。 Yes. I would love to go to the dance with you.
哇。 Aww.
謝謝你的完全隨機 Thank you for the completely random
以及最後的機會，伯傑。 and utterly last-minute offer, Berger.
真的。 Truly.
但是，我已經有約會了。 But, I already have a date.
誰？一個老傢伙，比我更快。 Who?An older guy, more my speed.
你對我來說有點菜。 You're a little young for me.
但是我們同歲。 But we're the same age.
查理：伙計們，我們要把所有東西放回我們找到的地方。 CHARLIE: Guys, we gotta put everything back where we found it.
沒有人知道我們在這裡。 Nobody can know we were in here.
無論如何，你知道我們明天有那個測試。 You know we have that test tomorrow, anyway.
那節課太簡單了。 That class was so easy.
我希望我能為你處理它。 I wish I could take it for you.
關於那個... About that...
我有一個瘋狂的想法。 I kind of have a crazy idea.
一個秘密任務。 A covert mission.
但是，我們需要藉一些小工具。 But, we're gonna need to borrow a few gadgets.
老師：你有五分鐘的時間來完成這個測試。 TEACHER: You have five minutes to complete this test.
沒有電話。 No phones.
作弊者將被起訴。 Cheaters will be prosecuted.
莉齊：“瑪雅。” LIZZIE: "Maya."
沒問題。 No problem.
你準備好砍掉紅杉了嗎？ You ready to chop down the Sequoia?
我勒個去？ What the hell?
維吉尼亞：我們受到了打擊。它很強大。 VIRGINIA: We got a hit. It's strong.
夏威夷，艾恩斯，你看到了嗎？ Hawaii, Irons, you seeing this?
太棒了。她甚至沒有註意到。 That was awesome.She didn't even notice.
老師：對不起，伯傑先生。 TEACHER: Excuse me, Mister Berger.
呃... Uh...
你放在儲物櫃裡的東西是什麼？ What was that thing you put in your locker?
這是我為藝術課製作的雕塑。 It was a sculpture I made for art class.
我盯著你看，伯傑。 I got my eyes on you, Berger.
非常具有挑戰性的測試，謝謝。隨時。 Very challenging test, thank you.Anytime.
嘿，教練？是的。 Hey, Coach?Yeah.
把我放進去。 Put me in.
你確定？ You sure about that?
本壘裁判：一好球！ PLATE UMPIRE: Strike one!
那是相當快的。 That was pretty fast.
這是生命線。 This is the lifeline.
自動語音：功率增加。 AUTOMATED VOICE: Power increased.
查理。 Charlie.
我們收到了強烈的閃光信號。 We got a strong flash signal.
像單親媽媽一樣堅強。 Like single-mom strong.
艾倫斯：可能是這樣。 IRONS: This could be it.
這是財富線。 This is the prosperity line.
二好球！ Strike two!
這就是，呃，這條線告訴我 And this is the, uh, line that tells me
沒有人約你去舞會。 that you don't have a date to the dance.
自動語音：最大強度。 AUTOMATED VOICE: Maximum strength.
你想和我一起去嗎？ Do you wanna go with me?
我猜。是的，很酷。 I guess.Yeah, cool.
現在速度很快。 Now that's fast.
三好球。你出局了。 Strike three. You're out.
槍擊！伯格：你欠我一隻新手套！ Shotgun!BERGER: You owe me a new glove!
莉齊：接下來是什麼？ LIZZIE: What's next?
你是一個優秀的司機！謝謝！ You're an excellent driver!Thanks!
夏威夷：守護者在做甜甜圈嗎？ HAWAII: Is The Guard doing donuts?
艾倫斯：注意他。 IRONS: Stay on him.
新聞播音員：在突發新聞中，另一個可能的守護者訊號。 NEWSCASTER: And in breaking news, another possible Guard sighting.
地方警察... Local officials...
警察授予：108！ OFFICER GRANT: 108!
哦！我們現在找到！ Oh! We got a live one!
點亮它們！ Light 'em up!
調度，我們有一個 10-80 正在進行中。 Dispatch, we got a 10-80 in progress.
看起來像打了類固醇的嬉皮麵包車。 Looks like a hippie van on steroids.
那些是警笛嗎？ Are those police sirens?
查理？查理，我需要你現在給它加油！ Charlie? Charlie, I need you to gas it right now!
我不能被逮捕！我要上醫學院！ I can't get arrested! I need to go to medical school!
是時候進行一些規避駕駛了。 Time for some evasive driving.
喲洛！ YOLO!
嘿！嬉皮怪物卡車！靠邊！ Hey! Hippie Monster Truck! Pull over!
讓我們一起跳舞！ Let's dance!
滾出馬路，你們這些白痴。 Get outta the road, you idiots.
莉齊：查理，開快點！ LIZZIE: Charlie, drive faster!
他們還在那裡！ They're still there!
這是一種戰術車輛。它必須具有轉移功能。 This is a tactical vehicle. It must have diversionary features.
所有的，伙計們，都試試吧！ All of them, guys, try all of them!
自動語音：自動機槍。導彈。 AUTOMATED VOICE: Automatic machine gun. Missiles.
分解器開啟。 Discombobulator on.
分解器關閉。 Discombobulator off.
夏威夷：這是一個全面的激增。 HAWAII: It's a full-blown surge.
鎖定。 Lockin' on.
自動語音：引人入勝的煙幕。 AUTOMATED VOICE: Engaging smoke screen.
是煙嗎？是煙霧彈。 Is that smoke?It's smoke bombs.
我不能靠近煙，我有哮喘。 I can't be near smoke, I have asthma.
把窗戶捲起來！ Roll up the window!
那是什麼，炭疽病？ What is that, anthrax?
給我一些。 Let me have some.
瑪雅：我們這裡還有什麼？ MAYA: What else do we have here?
莉齊：來試試吧。想辦法。 LIZZIE: Come on try something. Figure something out.
自動語音：磁脈衝啟動。瑪雅：磁力啟動。 AUTOMATED VOICE: Magnetic pulse activated.MAYA: Magnet activated.
哇。 Whoa.
自動語音：已建立連接。查理：嗚呼！ AUTOMATED VOICE: Connection established.CHARLIE: Woo-hoo!
自動語音：磁力粘合。停止！ AUTOMATED VOICE: Magnets bonded.Stop!
駕駛愉快，金凱德！ Nice driving, Kincaid!
是的，我玩馬里奧賽車的水平很高！ Yeah, I play Mario Kart at a very high level!
它已暢通無阻。是的，他在那兒。抓到他！ It's unblocked.Yep, there he is. Got him!
好吧，拉起地圖。 All right, pull up the map.
維吉尼亞：他一定是搞錯了。 VIRGINIA: He must've made a mistake.
該死的，他做到了。 Hell yeah, he did.
告訴團隊我們正在執行任務。 Tell the team we're mission go.
抓到他了。 We got him.
查理：開車沒那麼難。 CHARLIE: Driving's not that hard.
你們下去吧。我馬上就到。 You guys go down. I'll be there in a sec.
伯傑：好的。不要太久。 BERGER: Okay. Don't be too long.
嘿，查理，呃，對不起， Hey, Charlie, uh, I'm sorry,
事情比我們想像的要復雜。 things are more complicated than we thought.
所以，我得把這次旅行再延長幾天 So, I'm gonna have to extend this trip for a few more days
但我會在下週見到你 but I will see you the following week
和生日快樂。我真的... and happy birthday. I really...
伯格：嘿，瑪雅，走遠點。 BERGER: Hey, Maya, go long.
我明白了！ 莉齊：哦，不！ I got it!LIZZIE: Oh, no!
伙計們，我認為它已經死了！ Guys, I think it's dead!
查理：莉齊！ CHARLIE: Lizzie!
好的。 Okay.
瑪雅：哦。 MAYA: Ow.
那太精彩了。 That was amazing.
我要去樓上打個電話。 I'm gonna go upstairs and make a phone call.
我不敢相信……所以我在想…… I can't believe...So I was thinking...
對不起，你先走。 Sorry, you go first.
我只是想說。 I was just gonna say it.
一定很奇怪吧？ It must be weird, huh?
知道你爸爸有一個科幻男人的洞穴。 Knowing your dad has, like, a sci-fi man cave.
是的，這很奇怪。謝謝你的提問。 Yeah, it is weird. Thanks for asking.
就好像我們彼此都不認識一樣。 It's like we don't even know each other.
我以為他在天才酒吧工作。 I thought he worked at a Genius Bar.
他認為我是對的。 And he thought I was a righty.
嗯，我沒有忘記。 Well, I didn't forget.
生日快樂。 Happy birthday.
你修好了？ You fixed it?
謝謝。 Thanks.
形成。 Formation.
夏威夷：他們怎麼稱呼你？ HAWAII: What do they call you?
威斯康星州。我是夏威夷。 Wisconsin.I'm Hawaii.
阿羅哈。 Aloha.
噓。 Shh.
哦。 Oh.
這裡的每個人都保持警惕，好嗎？ Everyone on alert here, okay?
是的，小心，這可能是弗雷迪克魯格的房子。 Yeah, careful, this could be Freddy Krueger's house.
你看到任何安全嗎？ You seeing any security?
不，我看到了防禦。 No, I see defenses.
他們現在似乎被解除了武裝。 They just seem to be disarmed at the moment.
信號從裡面傳來。 Signal's comin' from inside.
移動。 Move.
清除。清除。 Clear.Clear.
味道很好聞。 Smells good.
感覺就像我們正在闖入一個陶器穀倉。 Feels like we're breaking into a Pottery Barn.
我們在偷什麼，艾恩斯？你看到了就知道了。 What are we stealing, Irons?You'll know when you see it.
哦。我有這盞燈。 Oh. I have this lamp.
我明白為什麼他不能告訴全世界他的秘密身份。 I get why he couldn't tell the world about his secret identity.
但... But...
為什麼他不能告訴我？ Why couldn't he tell me?
我有那麼不靠譜嗎？ Am I that untrustable?
肯定不是五年級的。 Certainly weren't in the fifth grade.
所以你記得。 So you do remember.
我怎麼會忘記？ How could I forget?
羅比費爾南德斯的生日派對。 Robbie Fernandez's birthday party.
你和我幾乎親吻。 You and I almost kiss.
你滾蛋。你告訴大家我有口臭。 You chicken out. And you tell everyone I have bad breath.
這不是真的。你的呼氣沒有問題。 It wasn't true. There's nothing wrong with your breath.
我知道，因為我有驚人的呼氣， I know, 'cause I have amazing breath,
但你知道 發霉嘴的瑪雅 這個綽號 but you do know the nickname Moldy Mouth Maya
纏著我，對吧？ followed me around, right?
這就是你離開這個國家的原因。 And that's why you left the country.
什麼？不，我媽媽調職了，你這個笨蛋。 What? No, my mom got transferred, you dingus.
我從房子下面收到一個電磁脈衝。 I'm getting an electromagnetic pulse from below the house.
女人：我們檢查過了。沒有地下室。 WOMAN: We checked. There's no basement.
嘿，你們會想看看他的辦公室。 Hey, you guys are gonna wanna check out his office.
它有很棒的風水和秘密電梯。 It has a great feng shui and a secret elevator.
生病了，對吧？ Sick, right?
我們來對地方了。 We are in the right place.
怎麼了，伙計們？歡迎來到 MTV 嬰兒床 What's up, guys? Welcome toMTV Cribs
和你的孩子，巴里·伯傑。 with your boy, Barry Berger.
而現在我在我的秘密總部， And right now I'm in my secret HQ,
有點搖滾，雙關語。 which kinda rocks, pun intended.
一定是莉齊？ Must be Lizzie?
莉齊什麼時候拿到手電筒的？ When did Lizzie get a flashlight?
出了點問題。我們得走了，加油。 Something's wrong. We gotta move, come on.
而且，嗯，是的，這就是魔法發生的地方。 And, uh, yeah, this is where the magic happens.
真不知道這個房間是什麼... I don't really know what this room...
噓。 Shh.
好吧，我們得躲起來。這裡有人拿著槍。 Okay, we gotta hide. There are people here with guns.
黑手黨？噓！ The Mafia?Shh!
不，他們在我看來是準軍事單位。 No. They look paramilitary to me.
你怎麼知道？ How could you tell?
設備。我看到了 西格紹爾衝鋒鎗， Equipment. I saw a Sig Sauer MDX,
澤夫 龍飛 格洛克 17，鑲板座， Zev Dragonfly Glock 17, Plate Carriers,
和手榴彈。哇。 and grenades.Wow.
我們得讓莉齊和... We gotta get Lizzie and...
哦，我的上帝，莉齊。 Oh, my God, Lizzie.
男：我現在穿防彈背心， MAN: I'm wearing a vest now,
我真的很期待......嗯。 I'm really looking forward...Mmhmm.
好的。好吧，記住，你到了這裡就不要大驚小怪了，好嗎？ All right. Well, remember not to make a big deal when you get here, okay?
艾倫斯：衛隊在日本執行任務。所以... IRONS: The Guard's on a mission in Japan. So...
看起來我們那時只是錯過他。 It looks like we just missed him then.
讓我們拿這個東西，然後離開這裡。 Let's get this object and get the heck outta here.
嗯... Um...
看來我們有伴了。 Looks like we got company.
艾倫斯：嗯，不管是誰，都不是他。 IRONS: Well, whoever it is, it's not him.
不過，他們可能和我們一樣的東西，所以... They might be after the same thing we are, though, so...
讓我們確保他們不會打我們。 Let's make sure they don't beat us to it.
查理：我們要做什麼？ CHARLIE: What are we gonna do?
我有個主意。我們一直躲到查理的爸爸 I have an idea. We hide until Charlie's dad
回來救我們。 gets back and saves us.
他又走了多久？ How long is he gone for again?
他說他可以過幾天。 He said he could be a couple of days.
一對像兩個或一對像十個？ A couple as in two or a couple as in ten?
因為人可以存活三天......一對 'Cause the human body can survive three days...A couple
字面意思是兩個。 literally means two.
伙計們，來吧，莉齊在上面，我們得幫助她。 Guys, come on, Lizzie's up there and we gotta help her.
如何？唯一的出路是電梯。 How? The only way out is the elevator.
車庫。露營車就是從那裡出來的。 The garage. That's where the camper van came out of.
應該有出口吧？我們走吧。 There must be an exit, right? Let's go.
不管誰在這裡，我們都會把他們煙薰出去。 Whoever's down here, we're gonna smoke 'em out.
你和威斯康星州掃蕩外圍。是的。 You and Wisconsin sweep the perimeter.Yeah.
澤西島，你和夏威夷在樓上設置了信號干擾器。 Jersey, you and Hawaii set the signal jammer upstairs.
確保沒有人躲在外面 Make sure no one's hidin' out up there
沒有人會像尿一樣多 and no one takes as much as a piss
不先跟我說話，你不是嗎？ without talkin' to me first, you got that?
威斯康星州：收到那個。 WISCONSIN: Copy that.
現在開始。 Starting now.
他有一個精緻的日本廁所 He's got one of those little fancy Japanese toilet
運動傳感器噴... motion-sensor things that spray the...
是的。上樓。 Yeah. Get upstairs.
收到那個。 威斯康星州：移動。我們走吧！ Copy that.WISCONSIN: Move. Let's go!
澤西：你聽到了。讓我們繼續前進。 JERSEY: You heard him. Let's move.
你來的時候給我發簡訊，我會出去的。 Just text me when you're here and I'll come outside.
自動語音：鎖定已啟動。 AUTOMATED VOICE: Lockdown initiated.
趕快！ Hurry up!
五、四、三…… 伯格：走，走，走。 In five, four, three...BERGER: Go, go, go.
……二，一。 ...two, one.
威斯康星州：你聽到了嗎？是的。 WISCONSIN: Did you hear that?Yeah.
包在我身上。 On me.
回去。 Go back.
爾亞剛，我們找到了那個地方。 Argon, we found the place.
爾亞剛：然後呢？但是我們遇到了一個問題。 ARGON: And what?But we got a problem.
是的，它是什麼？ Yeah, what is it?
你會想盡快過來的。我正在路上。 You'll wanna get over here ASAP. I'm on my way.
自動語音：電源已移除。 AUTOMATED VOICE: Power source removed.
你躲在哪裡？ Where are you hiding?
自動語音：生成預測。 AUTOMATED VOICE: Generating predictions.
伯傑：查理。查理。 BERGER: Charlie. Charlie.
查理，嗯？ Charlie.Huh?
瑪雅：來吧！ MAYA: Come on!
艾倫斯：無論誰在這裡，我知道你能聽到我的聲音。 IRONS: Whoever is here, I know you can hear me.
我們把這個地方鎖起來了，所以沒有逃生的地方。 We have this place locked down so there is no escape.
我們來取回一個物體， We've come to retrieve an object,
我們沿著能量軌跡到達了這個確切的位置。 and we followed the energy trail to this exact spot.
所以我們知道它在這裡。麵包車。 So we know it's in here.The van.
我們是來找對象的，不是你，所以你有選擇的餘地。 We came for the object, not you, so you have a choice.
你可以把它交給我們，你不會受到傷害。 You can just give it to us and no harm will come to you.
否則你會妨礙我們，你會後悔的。 Or you can get in our way and you will be sorry.
不好了。 Oh, no.
這些入侵者在哪裡？ Where are these intruders?
澤西：他們在樓下，上面有人。一個女孩。 JERSEY: They're downstairs and there's someone up here. A girl.
萬一她報警呢？ What if she called the cops?
不可能。我在房子周圍設置了障礙物。 Not possible. I set up blockers around the house.
你屏蔽所有頻率了嗎？ Did you block every frequency?
海綿寶寶住在菠蘿裡嗎？ Does SpongeBob live in a pineapple?
看來我們今晚可能得把手弄髒了。 Looks like we might have to get our hands dirty tonight.
嘿，殺小孩不在我的合約內。 Hey, killing kids is not a part of my contract.
嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿誰說殺孩子的？ Hey, hey, hey, whoa. Who said anything about killing kids?
好吧，我們會找到她，我們會嚇到她，對吧？ All right, we're gonna find her and we're gonna scare her, right?
嗯嗯很好。因為我不殺孩子。 Uh-huh.Good. 'Cause I don't kill kids.
不，完全，完全，完全。 No, totally, totally, totally.
但是，呃，成年人呢？ But, uh, what about adults?
大人沒事吧？大人沒事。 Adults are fine, right?Adults are fine.
我一直在殺死成年人。是的，沒錯。 I kill adults all the time.Yeah, exactly.
少了一位成年人。 One less adult.
不要動！ Freeze!
你是誰？ Who are you?
我是莉齊·麥格。伊麗莎白。 I'm Lizzie McGonagle. Elizabeth.
而我今年 14 歲。 And I'm 14 years old.
而且我看起來真的很成熟 And I look really mature,
但我剛剛開始對自己的皮膚感到自信。 but I'm just starting to feel comfortable in my own skin.
我太漂亮了，不能死，好嗎？ And I'm too pretty to die, okay?
我太漂亮了不能死 I'm way too pretty to die
我不知道你們為什麼要殺我。 and I don't know why you guys wanna kill me.
因為我很漂亮，而且我現在還有更多的生活要過。 Because I'm so pretty and I have so much more of life to live right now.
你們的生活沒有我那麼多 You guys don't have as much life to live as I do,
我真的只是不想讓你們殺了我。 and I really just don't want you guys to kill me.
請不要殺我。 Please don't kill me.
噓。 Shh.
請。 Please.
那是誰？ Who is that?
我不知道。 爾亞剛：你報警了嗎？ I don't know.ARGON: Did you call the cops?
不！我發誓。 No! I swear.
你點外送食物嗎？不，不，這不是食物。 Did you order food?No, no, it's not food.
那邊有披薩 這是迪吉奧諾，不是外賣。 There's pizza over there It's DiGiorno, not delivery.
迪吉奧諾是誰？ Who is DiGiorno?
門口的那個是迪吉奧諾嗎？ Is that DiGiorno at the door?
不！不，迪吉奧諾是誰？ No! No.Who is DiGiorno?
我不知道你們為什麼在這裡。 I don't know why you guys are here.
把她弄下來。 Get her down here.
“我們來取回一個物品。” "We came to retrieve an object."
伯格：我認為他是這個意思。 BERGER: I think he means that thing.
是的，顯然他是這個意思。 Yes, obviously he means that thing.
好吧，你去哪兒了？我不知道。 Okay, where did you go?I don't know.
它向我展示了一些東西。 It showed me things.
就像一個願景。 Like a vision.
不管它是什麼，它是強大的。 Whatever it is, it's powerful.
好吧，不管它是什麼，讓我們把它給他們 Well, whatever it is, let's give it to them
並離開這裡。 and get the hell out of here.
什麼？不！給的不是我們的，是我爸爸的。 What? No! It's not ours to give, it belongs to my dad.
誰在乎？如果我們不給他們那個東西，他們就會殺了我們。 Who cares? If we don't give 'em that thing, they're gonna kill us.
好吧，即使我們這樣做，他們仍然可能會殺了我們。 Well, they still might kill us even if we do.
我不相信軍人。 I don't trust militias.
伯格：那麼我們無能為力。 BERGER: Then there's nothing we can do.
錯誤的。我們可以做一些事情。 Wrong. There is something we can do.
保衛我們自己！ Defend ourselves!
我正是這個意思。 That's what I'm talking about.
好吧，我騙了你們。 Okay, I lied to you guys.
聽。這只是我的約會。 Listen. It's just my date.
請讓我擺脫他。他不是其中的一部分。 Please let me get rid of him. He's not part of this.
沒有人必須受傷。 No one has to get hurt.
等等。他的父母都是律師。 Wait, wait. His parents are both lawyers.
我的意思是，一個只是人身傷害律師， I mean, one is just a personal injury lawyer,
但他們還是會來找他 but still, they'll come looking for him
他們會報警。 and they'll call the police.
你不想和救護車追逐者打交道，相信我。 You don't wanna deal with an ambulance chaser, trust me.
男孩：莉齊！蓋上門。 BOY: Lizzie!Cover the door.
等等，等等，等等。你有 60 秒的時間擺脫他。 Wait, wait, wait.You have 60 seconds to get rid of him.
男孩：這裡很可怕！冷靜點。 BOY: It's scary out here!Be cool.
你好。 Hi.
Bonsoir，媽媽。 Bonsoir, ma cherie.
你看起來很迷人，一如既往。 You look ravishing, as always.
嗯，謝謝，巨無霸。嗯，所以... Uh, thanks, Big Mac. Um, so...
那是什麼？ What is that?
得到幫助！報警，讓她進去。 Get help! Call the cops.Get her inside.
澤西：夠了。 JERSEY: That's enough.
來這邊。 Get in here.
看起來尤金剛拿到駕照。 Looks like Eugene just got his license.
嗯，你不能叫我尤金嗎？ Um, can you not call me Eugene?
他喜歡被稱為巨無霸。 He likes to be called Big Mac.
槍，你在這裡做什麼？ Gun.What are you doing here?
嗯，發生的事情是， Well, what happened was,
嗯，我來這裡接我的約會... um, I came here to pick up my date...
對，那是我的約會對象。 Right.That's my date.
而且，它就是這樣......它發生了 And, it just so... It happens that
她一直在和我兄弟閒逛 she has been hangin' out with my brother
和他的朋友查理。 and his friend, Charlie.
這就是我在這裡的原因。 That's why I'm here.
所以發生的事情是你來這裡閒逛 So what happened was you came here to hang out
和你的女孩一起出去玩 with your girl who's also hangin' out with your...
兄弟。 Brother.
那麼到底是誰在和... Who then is hanging out with...
查理....查理， Charlie....Charlie,
和他的朋友。 and his friends.
你不必取笑我，但是是的。 You don't gotta make fun of me, but yes.
完美的。 Perfect.
只是孩子，嗯？ Just kids, huh?
艾倫斯！你什麼時候告訴我 Irons! When were you gonna tell me
你找到了衛隊的秘密總部？ you found The Guard's secret headquarters?
我想等到我們真正擁有能量源。 I wanted to wait till we actually had the energy source.
你在等。那麼它在哪裡呢？ You were waiting. So where is it?
失?。 Missing.
下面有人可能是安全，軍人... There's someone down here. Could be security, militia...
軍人？ Militia?
我的意思是，無論是誰，他們都是高度迴避的。 I mean, whoever it is, they're highly evasive.
這裡的羅密歐與朱麗葉是少年軍？ Romeo and Juliet over here are the teenage militia?
嗨，大家好。 Hi, guys.
保衛自己？ Defend ourselves?
你希望我們如何做到這一點？ How do you expect us to do that?
我有個主意。 I have an idea.
你們聽說過游擊戰嗎？ Have you guys heard of guerilla warfare?
Xbox 還是 PS5？ Xbox or PS5?
不，真正的游擊戰。 No, actual guerilla warfare.
把你的弱點當作長處？ Using your weaknesses as strengths?
我們比他們小，但我們是移動的。 We're smaller than them, but we're mobile.
我們擁有主場優勢和巨大的 3D 列印機。 We have home field advantage and a giant 3D printer.
我說我們得到了小工具， I say we get the gadgets,
鬥志昂揚，奮力拼搏。 get scrappy, and fight our way out.
爾亞剛：這東西開著了嗎？是的。 ARGON: Is this thing on? Yeah.
嗨，我正在尋找查理·金凱德。 Hi, I'm looking for a Charlie Kincaid.
我這裡有人想和你打個招呼。 I got someone here who'd like to say hi to you.
莉齊：查理，這些老傢伙有槍！照他們說的做。 LIZZIE: Charlie, these old guys have guns! Do whatever they say.
他們得到了莉齊。 They got Lizzie.
巨無霸：伯傑，嘿，嘿，伙計。聽著，如果我死了，我會殺了你！ BIG MAC: Berger, hey, hey, man. Look, if I die, I'm gonna kill you!
爾亞剛：伙計，閉嘴。 ARGON: Dude, shut up.
給我來源，查理·金凱德， Give me the Source, Charlie Kincaid,
否則我會殺了你的朋友。你說對了？ or I'll kill your friends. You got it?
伯格：我哥哥來了。 BERGER: My brother's here.
他們要殺了我的兄弟。給我那個。 They're gonna kill my brother. Give me that.
伯傑，我知道你很害怕。我也是。 Berger, I know you're scared. I am, too.
但我們有一個計劃。我們可以反擊。噓。 But we have a plan. We can fight back.Shh.
拜託，查理，你不完全是動作英雄類型。 Come on, Charlie, you're not exactly the action hero type.
既然你似乎知道，那我是什麼？ What am I then, since you seem to know?
你是一隻害怕的貓。你知道嗎？嚇人的貓很好。 You're a scaredy-cat. And you know what? Scaredy-cat is good.
伙計們，但現在不是玩英雄貓的時候，好嗎？ Guys.But this is not the time to play hero cat, okay?
堅持害怕貓。瑪雅：噓！ Stick to scaredy-cat.MAYA: Shh!
這來自一個害怕離開家的人 This coming from a guy who's scared to leave the house
沒有備用吸入器？ without a backup inhaler?
帶著所有的哮喘，腹腔，Flonase的浴缸？ With all the asthma, the celiacs, the tubs of Flonase?
伙計們，來吧。你們是朋友。 Guys, come on. You guys are friends.
我們為那塊石頭冒著生命危險 We're risking our lives for that rock
這樣你就可以向你爸爸證明你有多勇敢。 so you can prove to your dad how brave you are.
但猜猜怎麼了？他不在乎。 But guess what? He doesn't care.
他更關心他的工作 He cares more about his job
比他更關心自己的兒子。 than he cares about his own son.
瑪雅：伙計們，停止戰鬥。 MAYA: Guys, stop fighting.
嘿，別說了。你們這些白痴。 Hey, stop it. You idiots.
現在不是宣洩不滿的時候！ This isn't the time for airing of grievances!
現在讓我們一起努力。 Now let's work together.
沒門。我寧願去韓索羅也不願和你組隊。 No way. I'd rather go Han Solo than be teamed up with you.
他的父母是律師。 His parents are lawyers.
艾倫斯：夏威夷在哪裡？ IRONS: Where is Hawaii?
忙碌的。只專注於尋找能量源。 Busy. Just focus on finding the Source.
你們聽到了，伙計們。搬出去。 You heard him, guys. Move out.
你也是。澤西島會照看孩子。 You, too. Jersey's gonna babysit.
威斯康星州：我們很清楚。 WISCONSIN: We're clear.
維吉尼亞：讓我們檢查下一個房間。 VIRGINIA: Let's check the next room.
自動語音：低功耗。 AUTOMATED VOICE: Low power.
這個也死了，他們都死了。 This one's dead, too.They're all dead.
艾倫斯：弗吉尼亞，你的狀態如何？ IRONS: Virginia, what's your status?
你有什麼發現嗎？ Have you found anything?
該死。 Damn.
沒什麼。而且電源不在這裡。 Nothin'. And the power source isn't here.
請找到它。 Find it, please.
第二階段的時間？是的。 Time for phase two?Yep.
爾亞剛：我等不及要炸掉這個地方了。 ARGON: I can't wait to blow this place up.
說真的，我討厭這個地方。 Seriously, I hate this place.
看孩子們。是的。 Watch the kiddies.Yeah.
腰包？ A fanny pack?
他能說什麼？他看起來像個嬰兒。 What can he say? He looks like a baby.
甜的。 四分.他甚至還沒有達到他的成長突增... Sweet. Quarter.He hasn't even hit his growth spurt...
我剛剛殺了一個人。 I just killed someone.
自動語音：正在充電。 AUTOMATED VOICE: Charging.
就是這個。這是守護者的能量來源。 This is it. This is The Guard's energy source.
你昨天確實做了一個關於這個的介紹。 You literally gave a presentation about this yesterday.
瞇 女士欠我一個道歉。 Ms. Squint owes me an apology.
你認為我能因此獲得諾貝爾獎嗎？ Do you think I could win a Nobel Prize from this?
我不這麼認為。 伯格：嘿！ I don't think so.BERGER: Hey!
現在誰是英雄貓，槍手？ Who's the hero-cat now, buttmunchers?
對不起我在後面說的話。 Sorry about what I said back there.
你的疾病不是讓你虛弱的原因， Your ailments aren't what make you weak,
他們實際上是什麼使你堅強。 they're actually what makes you strong.
我很抱歉我打了你。 And I'm sorry I punched you.
伯格：那真是一個很好的道歉。 BERGER: That was a really good apology.
我還沒準備好原諒你。 I wasn't ready to forgive you.
我計劃扔更多的陰影。 I planned on throwing way more shade.
但是，我也很抱歉。 But, I'm sorry, too.
嘿，我想我昨天在電視上看到了這個人。 Hey, I think I saw this guy on TV yesterday.
嗯嗯。 Mm-mm.
等等，等等，不，不。 Wait, wait, no, no.
嘿，你們幾歲？ Hey, how old are you guys?
十八、十四。 Eighteen.Fourteen.
爾亞剛：只有你們在這裡嗎？我們會問問題的。 ARGON: It's just you guys down here?We'll ask the questions.
我說我們折磨他來獲取信息。 I say we torture him to get info.
你打算怎麼折磨我？ And how do you plan on torturin' me?
你要撓痒癢折磨我嗎？ Are you gonna tickle torture me?
比如你要做什麼？ Like what are you gonna do?
哥們，太長了！ Dude, that was too long!
這感覺像是撓痒癢的折磨嗎？ Does that feel like tickle torture?
那東西太神奇了。你想賣嗎？ That thing's amazing. Ya wanna sell it?
你想再看一遍嗎？不，不！ You wanna see it again?No, no!
不不不。你知道，好吧。 No, no, no. You know, okay.
你們想知道什麼？一切。 What do you guys wanna know?Everything.
好吧，那東西？那個發光的東西？ Okay, that thing? That glowing thing?
那東西是非常先進的技術。 That thing's highly advanced technology.
這就像超凡脫俗的技術。 It's like otherworldly technology.
像外星人一樣“超凡脫俗”？ "Otherworldly" as in aliens?
是的。 Yeah.
這就是“超凡脫俗”的意思，它不是來自這個世界。 That's what "otherworldly" means, it's not from this world.
沒門。那東西顯然是為人類設計的。 No way. That thing is clearly designed for humans.
不，那是因為它適應了它的環境。 No, that's because it adapts to its environment.
這是一個世界建設者。它創造了這整個地方！ It's a world builder. It created this entire place!
我的意思是，你認為衛隊建造了這個嗎？不是沒有。 I mean, do you think The Guard built this? Not without that.
你為什麼需要它？ Why do you want it?
因為我認為守護者只解鎖了 Because I think that The Guard has only unlocked
其潛力的一小部分。 a fraction of its potential.
你想用它製造武器。 And you wanna make weapons out of it.
你知道我想要它做什麼嗎？ Ya know what I want it for?
我想用它來解決世界上的問題。 I wanna use it so I can solve the world's problems.
那為什麼不告訴我爸爸呢，嗯？ So why not tell that to my dad, huh?
你知道我有多少次在電視上尋求他的幫助嗎？ You know how many times I've been on TV asking for his help?
你知道嗎？我中了鬼。 And you know what? I got ghosted.
我很熟悉那種感覺。 I'm familiar with the feeling.
你爸爸現在很自私。 And your dad's being, like, so selfish right now.
他只想要自己的技術！ He just wants that technology all to himself!
我想分享它。 I want to share it.
嗯？ Huh?
誰是這裡的壞人？ Who's the bad guy here?
你是。你們看起來像聰明的孩子。 You are.You guys look like smart kids.
把球給我，我會讓你們走。 Just give me the orb and I'll let you guys go.
我不相信他，不可能。 I don't trust him.No way.
我向你保證。 I'm giving you my word.
嘿，查理。過來。 Hey, Charlie. Come here.
嗨，老兄。 Hey, man.
現在是你成為英雄的機會。 Now's your chance to be a hero.
你知道？伙計，不要為我做。 You know? Dude, don't do it for me.
為她而做。 Do it for her.
我的意思是，那里肯定有一種氛圍。 I mean, there's definitely a vibe there.
你覺得呢？沒有氛圍，查理。 Do you think?There's no vibe, Charlie.
很熱。太熱了。 It's hot. It's too hot.
它變得……不舒服。 It's gotten... It's uncomfortable.
不要聽他的。 Don't listen to him.
傑克：嘿，莉莉，你好嗎？ JACK: Hey, Lily, how you doin'?
莉莉：嘿，我只是打電話來看看情況如何。 LILY: Hey, I was just callin' to see how it's goin'.
你說話了嗎？ Did you talk?
是的，我談過了。我沒有說話。 Yeah, I had a talk. I didn't have the talk.
老實說，我只是覺得他還沒準備好。 To be honest, I just don't think he's ready.
傑克，我厭倦了這個超級英雄的噱頭。 Jack, I'm so sick of this superhero shtick.
聽著，如果你想靠近他， Listen, if you wanna be close to him,
那你必須讓他進來，好嗎？ then you have to let him in, okay?
是的，你得讓他進來。 Yeah, you gotta let him in.
穿上查理就行了。 Just put Charlie on.
好的。把他放在哪裡？ Okay. Put him on where?
你是什麼意思？把他裝上電話。 What do you mean? Put him on the phone.
他沒有接聽我的任何電話。 He hasn't picked up any of my calls.
對，因為他不在你身邊。 Right, 'cause he's not with you.
哦，開槍。 Oh, shoot.
什麼？ What?
因為你沒見過他 Because you haven't seen him
因為你把他送到我家了。 since you dropped him off at my house.
該死的！ Dang it!
好的，等等，查理在哪裡？ Okay, wait, where is Charlie?
他就在你離開他的地方。 He's right where you left him.
好吧，但是... Okay, but...
查理：我們有你的老闆。 CHARLIE: We have your boss.
我們是一群超級強悍的僱傭兵，比你強多了。 We're a super tough gang of mercenaries, way tougher than you.
在樓下找我們交換，失敗者。 Meet us downstairs for an exchange, losers.
起床。 Get up.
莉齊：嘿，停下！ 澤西：上帝，你很堅強。 LIZZIE: Hey, stop!JERSEY: God, you're strong.
莉齊：放豪蛠遰。 LIZZIE: Take it easy.
我們給你能量源，你放我們走，對吧？ We give you the Source, and you let us go, right?
我們所有人。絕對……是的。 All of us.Abso... Yes.
你確定？ You sure?
好吧，現在釋放我們的朋友。 All right, now release our friends.
伯格：來吧，讓他們走吧。 BERGER: Come on, just let 'em go.
你在這裡做什麼？我去接我的約會對象。 What are you doin' here?I'm picking up my date.
真的嗎，莉齊？這是老頭子？我的兄弟？ Really, Lizzie? This is the older guy? My brother?
你怎麼能？哦，我對自己的決定沒有自主權？ How could you?Oh, I have no autonomy in my own decisions?
你知道嗎？你們都背叛了我。 You know what? You both betrayed me.
背叛？我不知道你喜歡她。 Betrayed? I didn't know you liked her.
查理，給我來源。 Charlie, give me the Source.
哦，來吧。 Oh, come on.
我會保證它的安全，我保證。 I'm gonna keep it safe, I promise.
嘿。成為英雄。 Hey. Be a hero.
來吧。 Come on.
謝謝哥們。 Thanks, buddy.
很美麗。 It's beautiful.
把他們鎖起來。 Lock 'em up.
舉起你的手！什麼？ Put your hands up!What?
你騙我們？ You lied to us?
是的。是的。是的。生意，伙計。 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Business, man.
嘿。 Hey.
讓我們保密，直到我們把它送到實驗室。 Let's keep it under wraps till we get it to the lab.
你的意思是在我們向公眾展示之後。 You mean after we show the public.
安塞爾，我們不再隱瞞了。 Ansel, we're not hiding this anymore.
嗯，不，不，當然。我們將與世界分享它。 Well, no, no, of course. We're gonna share it with the world.
我們當然是。但我們不希望它落入壞人之手。 Of course we are. But we don't want it to fall into the wrong hands.
如果沒有適當的分析，我們不能就這樣把它翻過來。 We can't just turn this over without proper analysis.
你能想像嗎？我們想把它交給誰？ Can you imagine that? Who would we want to turn it over to?
正確的？等待。 Right? Wait.
等等，什麼？這是假的。 Wait, what? It's fake.
是假的！ It's a fake!
查理！ Charlie!
自動語音：緊急關閉。 AUTOMATED VOICE: Emergency shutoff.
查理：只是生意！ 亞剛：回到這裡！ CHARLIE: Just business!ARGON: Get back here!
現在！威斯康星州：什麼鬼？ Now!WISCONSIN: What the hell?
查理：去，去，去！ 威斯康星州：誰在盯著孩子？ CHARLIE: Go, go, go!WISCONSIN: Who's got eyes on the kid?
只有一個出口。 There's only one exit.
查理：我們去電梯吧，走吧。 CHARLIE: Let's get to the elevator, come on.
伯格：不要告訴他們我們要去哪裡。 BERGER: Don't tell 'em where we're going.
瑪雅：小心！ MAYA: Watch out!
手榴彈！ Grenade!
不！ No!
明白了。 Gotcha.
查理，我們自由了！我們走吧！ Charlie, we're free! Let's go!
不是沒有能量源。 Not without the Source.
爾亞剛：澤西，把它扔給我。 ARGON: Jersey, toss it to me.
查理：嘿，亞剛！ CHARLIE: Hey, Argon!
遊戲時間結束了，孩子們！ Playtime's over, kids!
我們不是孩子！我們是年輕人。 We're not kids!We're young adults.
遊戲時間才剛剛開始。 And playtime has just begun.
聽到！ Hear!
去拿他們。 Go get 'em.
澤西：抓住. 爾亞剛：扔掉它。 JERSEY: Catch.ARGON: Toss it.
亞剛：明白了，明白了！ ARGON: Get it, get it!
射擊他們！ Shoot 'em!
非致命！ Nonlethal!
好吧，他們在向我們開槍！ Well, they were shooting at us!
沒有人碰'來回。 Nobody touches the 'fro.
去！ Go!
莉齊！來源！ Lizzie! The Source!
弗吉尼亞：過來！ VIRGINIA: Come here!
一路順風！ Bon voyage!
查理！ Charlie!
趕快！ Hurry up!
查理，快跑！ Charlie, run!
出來吧。 Come on out.
我說，出來！ I said, come out!
搞定了。 Nailed it.
把那個球給我，小男孩。 Gimme that ball, little boy.
自動語音：故障。 AUTOMATED VOICE: Malfunction.
滾開，笨蛋。 Get outta the way, whopper.
越過我的屍體。 Over my dead body.
不！ No!
我說把那個球給我。 I said gimme that ball.
你在幹什麼'？ What are you doin'?
讓開。 Getting out of the way.
為了什麼？ For what?
她。好的。我們去電梯吧。 Her.Okay. Let's get to the elevator.
你朝一個孩子開槍！ You shot at a kid!
年輕的成年人。 Young adult.
一桿進洞。 Hole in one.
伯傑！伯傑！我們走吧！ Berger! Berger! Let's go!
讓我們……現在。馬上。讓我們... Let's... Now. Right now. Let's get...
嘿！尤金? Hey! Eugene?
你叫我什麼？ What did you call me?
不。 No.
喲呼。尤金。 Yoo-hoo. Eugene.
尤金。 Eugene.
我告訴過你不要叫我尤金。 I told you don't call me Eugene.
攻擊！ Attack!
是的。拿著它。拿著它。 Yeah. Take that. Take that.
不要惹伯傑兄弟。 Do not mess with the Berger brothers.
你準備好了嗎？ Are you ready?
巨無霸來襲現場！ Big Mac Attack on the scene!
我就是這麼做的。我的手有點... I just did that. My hand kinda...
我現在是超級英雄了，對吧？你很棒。 I'm a superhero now, right?You're great.
查理：我們去電梯吧。 CHARLIE: Let's get to the elevator.
伯傑：不，不！讓我走！不！ BERGER: No, no! Let go of me! No!
過來！放開我。 Come here!Let go of me.
查理……我們走吧。 Charlie...Let's go.
查理，我們會起訴的！ Charlie.We'll press charges!
艾倫斯：你打得很好，孩子。 IRONS: You fought well, kid.
現在交出來。 Now hand it over.
我不會讓你從我爸爸那裡偷東西的。 I'm not gonna let you steal from my dad.
無論他告訴你什麼都是謊言。 Whatever he's told you is a lie.
查理，我不知道你有沒有注意到， Charlie, I don't know if you've noticed,
那是你爸爸的事。 that's kinda your dad's thing.
說謊。 Lying.
不是嗎？ Isn't it?
他從來沒有告訴過你那天晚上發生的事情 He ever tell you anything about what happened that night
當我們找到能量源？ when we found the Source?
唔？ Hmm?
他提到我和他在一起？ He mention that I was right there with him?
就是我，我就是那個被炸掉臉的人 That's me, I'm the guy who got his face blown off
這樣你爸爸就可以跑來跑去假裝他是個該死的英雄。 so your dad can run around pretendin' he's some damn hero.
你要去哪兒？ Where are you goin'?
停止運行。不！ Stop running.No!
你是個騙子！那沒有發生！他找到了。 You're a liar! That didn't happen! He found it.
那天晚上，人類得到了來自星星的禮物 Humanity was given a gift from the stars that night
你父親為自己偷了它。 and your father stole it for himself.
不。 No.
你真的不認識你爸爸，是嗎？ You don't really know your dad, do you?
你認為你爸爸是英雄嗎？ And you think your dad's a hero?
如果你看到我看到的就不會，孩子。 Not if you saw what I saw, kid.
不！ 自動人聲：生成視覺。 No! No.AUTOMATED VOICE: Generating vision.
亞剛：太棒了！ ARGON: Bravo!
太棒了！ Bravo!
我從來沒有懷疑過你一秒鐘。 I never doubted you for a second.
好的，現在把它帶到這裡。 All right, now bring it down here.
還有那個孩子。 And the kid.
我們走吧。 Let's go.
自動語音：功率低。 AUTOMATED VOICE: Power low.
該死的！ Dang it!
我從來沒有懷疑過你一秒鐘，沒有一秒鐘。 I never doubted you for a second, not one second.
這就是你昨天試圖解僱我的原因，對吧？ That's why you tried to fire me yesterday, right?
我們如何處理小地毯？ What do we do with the rugrats?
擺脫他們。 Get rid of 'em.
什麼？ What?
謀殺不是計劃的一部分，安塞爾。 Murder wasn't part of the plan, Ansel.
把它給我。 Give it to me.
別動，艾恩斯。 Don't move, Irons.
不錯吧？ Nice, huh?
哇，我的手錶！ Whoa, my watch!
去！ Go!
莉齊：炸了！爆炸吧！ 伯格：巨無霸！ LIZZIE: Blast it! Blast it!BERGER: Big Mac!
格羅斯！伯格：炸掉它！ Gross!BERGER: Blast it!
莉齊：炸掉它！伯格：巨無霸！ LIZZIE: Blast it!BERGER: Big Mac!
炸了！ Blast it!
自動語音：門戶連接斷開。 AUTOMATED VOICE: Portal connection broken.
舉起你的手！ Put your hands up!
對，舉手！ Yeah, put your hands up!
另一個門戶在哪裡？ Where's the other portal?
你到底是誰？ Who the heck are you?
嗚嗚嗚不要開槍！不要開槍。 Whoa, whoa, don't shoot! Don't shoot.
我只是個IT人。我收到了安全漏洞警報？ I'm just the IT guy. I was alerted to a security breach?
不知道這裡是零暗三丁。 I didn't know it was Zero Dark Thirtyin here.
嘿，你在做什麼？呆在那裡！ Hey, what are you doing? Stay right there!
讓我下來，因為有一個奇怪的迴聲。 Let me come down 'cause there's a weird echo.
所以我們不會互相大喊大叫。 So we're not shouting at each other.
什麼？都是這些迴聲，這是一個很大的空間。 What?It's all these echoes, it's a big space.
好的，是的，有迴聲。 Okay, yeah, there is an echo.
我一直在告訴那傢伙，他得搞聲學了。 I've been tellin' the guy, he's gotta work on the acoustics.
是他嗎？是守護者嗎？ Is that him? Is that The Guard?
而且手機服務很差。 And the cell phone service is terrible.
好吧，我不應該說可怕。這不是我想要的地方。 Well, I shouldn't say terrible. It's not where I want it to be.
我會努力的。是守護者嗎？ I'm gonna work on that.Is that The Guard?
截至目前，您還沒有收到推送通知 As of right now, you're not getting the push notifications
和一些警報， and some of the alerts,
儘管有時人們喜歡擺脫它們。 although sometimes people like getting rid of 'em.
你能快點嗎？ Can you hurry up?
讓我們把溫度調低。 Let's turn down the temperature.
傑克：你們用這些槍把我嚇壞了。 JACK: You guys are freakin' me out with these guns.
對了，你是守護者嗎？ Okay, are you The Guard?
不，我絕對不是守護者。 No. I'm definitely not The Guard.
我只是為他工作。 I just work for him.
我更像一個路易吉而不是馬里奧。 I'm more of a Luigi than a Mario.
但你需要韌體或網絡安全，而我是你的哈克貝利。 But you need firmware or cyber security and I'm your Huckleberry.
好的，那麼您將如何處理 DDoS 惡意軟體？ Okay, then how would you deal with DDoS malware?
你可能想用一點反 DDoS 惡意軟體來攻擊它。 Ya probably wanna hit it with a little anti-DDoS malware.
檢查他的錢包。 Check his purse.
腰包裡有什麼？ What's in the fanny pack?
有人能說前屁股嗎？ Can anybody say front butt?
沒什麼，只是腰包的東西。 Nothing, just fanny pack stuff.
我的意思是，我有一些，你知道的，潤唇膏， I mean, I got some, you know, lip balm,
太陽鏡、洗手液…… sunglasses, hand sanitizer...
打開它。 Open it.
慢慢地。 Slowly.
是的，它是一個腰包。我的意思是，看到了嗎？ Yeah, it's a fanny pack. I mean, see?
哦，還有一些口香糖。 Oh, and some gum.
他有槍！ He's got a gun!
你還好嗎？你還好嗎？是的。是的。 You okay? You okay?Yeah. Yes.
退後，退後！爸爸，我們... Stay back, stay back!Dad, we...
聽著，查理，我有話要告訴你。 Listen, Charlie, I got somethin' to tell you.
是的，爸爸，爸爸......這可能會讓人震驚...... Yeah, Dad, Dad...This may come as a shock...
查理，求你了！ Charlie, please!
我是守護者。 I am The Guard.
哦，天哪，真的嗎？ Oh, my God, really?
好的，我們稍後再談。 Okay, we'll talk more about it later.
維吉妮亞：那是什麼？ VIRGINIA: What is that?
獲取另一個腰包！ Get the other fanny pack!
自動語音：電力不足。 AUTOMATED VOICE: Power level critical.
該死的！武裝沒電了。 Dang it! The suit's outta power.
你可以選擇任何東西，你選擇了一個腰包？ You coulda chosen anything and you chose a fanny pack?
這很實用。 It's practical.
嘿，伙計們，我們很清楚。 Hey, guys, we're clear.
一二！ One, two!
去！ Go!
好的，這是計劃。 Okay, here's the plan.
我們會送你們去電梯， We're gonna get you guys to the elevator,
然後我要抓住能量源， then I'm gonna grab the Source,
給武裝充電。爸爸... recharge the suit.Dad...
什麼？關於能量源的小事…… What?A little thing about the Source...
不，等一下，查理，拜託！看著我。 No, wait, Charlie, please! Look at me.
查理，請告訴我他們沒有能量源。 Charlie, please tell me they don't have the Source.
他沒有。是的，我們確定了這一點。 He doesn't. Yeah, we made sure of that.
太好了。是的。 Great.Yeah.
查理採用了一種經典的轉移注意力的策略。 Charlie employed a classic diversionary tactic.
他列印了一個誘餌源，騙過了所有的佣兵。 He printed a decoy Source and fooled all the mercenaries.
真的嗎？這很酷。 Really?It was pretty cool.
這聽起來很酷。 That does sound cool.
金凱德先生，抱歉打斷， Mr. Kincaid, sorry to interrupt,
而且我實際上認為腰包現在正在流行...... and I actually think fanny packs are having a moment right now...
謝謝。為什麼只是手套？ Thank you.Why just the glove?
為什麼不是整套武裝？因為我沒電了。 Why not the whole suit?'Cause I ran outta power.
沒有能量，你無法得到整套衣服， Ya can't get the whole suit without the power,
這就是我剛拿到手套的原因。 that's why I just got the glove.
好的，那麼誰有能量源？ Okay, so who's got the Source?
我把它扔進了一個傳送門。 I threw it in a portal.
我有點把它弄壞了，它就消失了。 And I kinda zapped it and it's gone.
傳送門？你是什麼意思，“摧毀它”？ Portal? What do you mean, "zapped it"?
查理：不！ CHARLIE: No!
瑪雅：金凱德先生！ 伯格：金凱德先生！ MAYA: Mr. Kincaid!BERGER: Mr. Kincaid!
爸爸！莉齊：不。 Dad!LIZZIE: No.
爾亞剛：把武裝藏在一個腰包裡，嗯？ ARGON: Hidin' the suit in a fanny pack, huh?
查理：天哪。爸爸！ CHARLIE: God. Dad!
聰明的。 Clever.
你認為它只對你有用嗎？ You think that it only works for you?
你並不特別。你不是被選中的人。 You're not special. You're not the chosen one.
事實是， The truth is,
你是愚蠢的運氣的接受者。 you're the recipient of dumb luck.
是的，你有武裝，但你沒有招搖。 Yeah, you got the suit, but you don't have the swagger.
你不覺得我大搖大擺嗎？ You don't think I got swagger?
能量源在哪裡？ Where's the Source?
我永遠不會告訴你。 I'll never tell you.
它在學校我的儲物櫃裡！ It's at school in my locker!
伯傑！抓住孩子。我們離開這裡吧。 Berger!Grab the kid. Let's get outta here.
我正在更改使用密碼。 I'm changin' the access codes.
來吧！ Come on!
莉齊：不，別管他！ 瑪雅：伯格！ LIZZIE: No, leave him alone!MAYA: Berger!
爸爸？ Dad?
爸爸！ Dad!
大搖大擺，該死的。 Swagger, damn.
他對招搖有什麼了解？ What does he know about swagger?
你知道嗎，設置納米炸彈。 Ya know what, set the nano bombs.
並給我們足夠的時間來清理爆炸區域。 And give us enough time to clear the blast area.
嗯。 Uh-huh.
你剛剛放過我嗎？ Did you just graze me?
是的，別碰我，兄弟。 Yeah.Don't graze me, bro.
我可以接電話嗎？嗯。 Can I get the phone?Uh-huh.
在電梯裡設置一個。 Set one up in the elevator.
我會設置計時器。 I'll set up the timer.
對不起，伙計。 Sorry, buddy.
亞剛，不！ Argon, no!
澤西：爾亞剛，你就像我的父親！沒有證人。 JERSEY: Argon, you're like a father to me!No witnesses.
查理！ Charlie!
發生了什麼事？發生了什麼事？感謝上帝，你沒事。 What's goin' on? What's happening?Thank God you're okay.
查理，發生了什麼事？爸爸，爸爸... Charlie, what's happening?Dad, Dad...
這是交易，這是交易。 Here's the deal, here's the deal.
這整個該死的地方都裝滿了炸彈，好嗎？ This whole frickin' place is rigged with bombs, all right?
我們有五分鐘的時間離開這裡， We got five minutes to get outta here,
拯救伯傑，並獲得能量源。 save Berger, and get the Source.
我不敢相信你把能量源帶到學校。 I can't believe you took the Source to school.
爸爸，沒有時間教育孩子！ No time for parenting, Dad!
我們怎麼離開這裡？ How do we get outta here?
體育館上方有一個逃生艙口。 There's an escape hatch above the gym.
不是一個選擇。系統被鎖定。 傑克：什麼？ Not an option. System's locked down.JACK: What?
艾倫斯：爾亞剛 更改了所有這些使用密碼。 IRONS: Argon changed all these access codes.
現在一切都加密了。 Everything is encrypted now.
爸爸，爸爸，爸爸，你留在這裡。不。 Dad, Dad, Dad, you stay here.No.
爸爸，你留在這裡。 Dad, you stay here.
藍眼睛，把他收拾好。 Blue Eyes, fix him up.
這個名字是肖恩·艾恩斯船長。噓。壓縮它。 The name's Captain Sean Irons.Shh. Zip it.
莉齊，你破解密碼，這樣我們就可以使用系統了。 Lizzie, you crack the code so we can get access to the system.
瑪雅和我會為我們所有人列印足夠的噴氣背包，好嗎？ Maya and I will print enough jetpacks for all of us, all right?
我們會的？我相信你。你信任我嗎？ We will?I trust you. Do you trust me?
我現在做的。 I do now.
幹得好。 Here you go.
等等，等等，等等，等等。藍眼睛隊長做了什麼 Wait, wait, wait, wait. What did Captain Blue Eyes
回到那裡只是說？ 自動語音：所有系統都已鎖定。 back there just say?AUTOMATED VOICE: All systems locked.
他說亞剛鎖定了整個系統。 He said Argon locked the whole system.
逃生艙，列印機，一切。 The escape hatch, the printer, everything.
如果我們不破解這個密碼，我們都會死。 If we don't crack this code we're all gonna die.
自動語音：使用被拒絕。說到亞剛…… AUTOMATED VOICE: Access denied.Speakin' of Argon...
你知道，為了記錄，我沒有口吃問題。 You know, for the record, I don't have a stuttering problem.
你知道，我只是緊張，看看，看看，發生了什麼...... Ya know, I was just nervous and see, see, what happened...
你是做什麼的？ What are you?
嘿。嘿。你在幹什麼'？ Hey. Hey. What are you doin'?
需要燒灼這個傷口。 Need to cauterize this wound.
有一瞬間，我以為你會殺了我。 For a second there, I thought you were gonna kill me.
是的，我仍然可以。 Yeah, I still might.
這是一個四位數的密碼，只有 10,000 種組合。 It's a four-digit password, only 10,000 combinations.
只有10,000？ Only 10,000?
聽著，莉齊，我知道你很擅長密室逃脫 Look, Lizzie, I understand you're really good at the escape room stuff
但我沒有看到任何線索。 but I don't see any clues.
我們不需要線索，巨無霸。我們要暴力破解這個密碼。 We don't need a clue, Big Mac. We're gonna brute-force this password.
你將暴力破解 10,000 種不同的組合。 You're gonna brute-force 10,000 different combinations.
是的，我有一個計劃。我們會死的。 Yes, I have a plan.We're gonna die.
我需要藉這個。 I need to borrow this.
查理：快點！我們沒有那麼多時間。 CHARLIE: Hurry up! We don't have that much time.
自動語音：列印錯誤。 AUTOMATED VOICE: Error printing.
那你為什麼現在幫我？ So why are you helpin' me now?
讓我們說我知道現在的賭注是什麼。 Let's just say I know what the stakes are now.
你有遠見，不是嗎？不是每個人都得到一個。 You had a vision, didn't you? Not everyone gets one.
你看到了什麼？ What'd you see?
它比我意識到的更強大。 It's more powerful than I realized.
我懂了。 I got this.
密碼被拒絕。 Code denied.
現在您明白為什麼需要保護它了。 Now you understand why it needed to be protected.
我不明白為什麼你認為你是唯一的 I don't see why you assume you're the only one
不過值得保護。 worthy of protecting it, though.
想知道我過去的十年是怎樣的嗎？ Wanna know what my last ten years have been?
結婚：結束。孩子：討厭我。 Marriage: Over. Kid: Hates me.
但我別無選擇。你做到了。 But I didn't have a choice.You did.
你選擇為自己保留它。 You chose to keep it for yourself.
瑪雅：查理，快走！ MAYA: Charlie, move!
莉齊！ Lizzie!
等待！那不是計劃的一部分！ Wait! That was not part of the plan!
莉齊！莉齊，讓我們離開這裡！ Lizzie!Lizzie, get us out of here!
說到計劃，你認為我們喜歡可能需要重新評估我們的... Speakin' of plans, do you think we like maybe need to reevaluate our...
不！我們都會去跳舞，我們都會玩得很開心！ No! We're all gonna go to the dance and we're all gonna have a great time!
瑪雅：莉齊，來吧！ MAYA: Lizzie, come on!
哦，不，不。 Oh, no.No.
我們快崩潰了！ We're getting crushed!
哦，我的上帝，他們被壓垮了！ Oh, my God, they're getting crushed!
幫助！莉齊！ Help! Lizzie!
瑪雅，我得告訴你一些事情。 Maya, I gotta tell you somethin'.
自動語音：平台已達到最大容量。 AUTOMATED VOICE: Platform has reached maximum capacity.
等待。等等，這是什麼意思？ Wait. Wait, what does that mean?
開始汽化程序。 Commencing vaporization procedure.
只有 100 個以上的連擊，莉齊。 Only 100 more combos, Lizzie.
自動語音：拒絕。拒絕。拒絕。 AUTOMATED VOICE: Denied. Denied. Denied.
我真的很喜歡你。喜歡“喜歡”你。 I really like you. Like "like-like" you.
自動語音：在 15 秒內降低音量。 AUTOMATED VOICE: Reducing volume in 15 seconds.
喜歡...喜歡很多！十五、十四、十三、 Like... Like a lot! Fifteen, 14, 13,
12、11、 12, 11,
十，九，八……你明白了。 ten, nine, eight...You got this.
……七、六、五……而我…… ...seven, six, five...And I'm...
……四、三、二、一。 ...four, three, two, one.
密碼接受了。很抱歉。 Code accepted.So sorry.
我知道了！ I got it!
是的！是的是的！是的！ Yes! Yes!Yes! Yes!
對不起。 Sorry.
瑪雅：什麼？ MAYA: What?
對不起。 I'm sorry.
男孩選擇最奇怪的時候是脆弱的。 Boys pick the weirdest times to be vulnerable.
我們去列印那些噴氣背包。 Let's go print those jetpacks.
自動語音：噴氣背包列印完成了六個中的三個。 AUTOMATED VOICE: Jet pack printing three of six complete.
巨無霸，聽我說。我們現在得走了。過來。 Big Mac, listen to me. We gotta go now. Come here.
等等，等等，等等，等等。等等。 Wait, wait, wait, wait.Hold on.
我們得加倍。 We gotta double up.
等等，我爸爸呢？走，走，走！我很好。 Wait, what about my dad?Go, go, go! I'm fine.
自動語音：毀滅迫在眉睫。 AUTOMATED VOICE: Destruction imminent.
好吧，我想你現在必須學會分享。 Well, I guess you gotta learn to share now.
把它帶進來。 Bring it in.
來這邊。 Get in here.
傑克：哇，哇。當心樹！不。 JACK: Whoa, whoa. Watch out for the tree! No.
莉齊：哦，天哪！我的天啊！ LIZZIE: Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
那太瘋狂了！我們剛剛飛了。 That was crazy!We just flew.
謝謝你。幹得好，憤怒的傢伙。 Thank you.Nice job, Angry Guy.
但我們得去學校。 But we've gotta get to school.
你應該把孩子留在我身邊，他們會讓你慢下來。 You should leave the kids with me, they'll slow you down.
不，不！ No!No!
伯傑是我最好的朋友，他是我的小弟弟。 Berger's my best friend.He's my little brother.
我們和你一起去，金凱德先生。 We're going with you, Mr. Kincaid.
我不是唯一一個尋找你的人。 I'm not the only one lookin' for ya.
你們去吧。我會讓他們慢下來。 You guys go. I'll slow 'em down.
是的，世界需要守護者，傑克。 Yeah, the world needs The Guard, Jack.
你是最不壞的選擇。 And you're the least bad option.
謝謝，你不會... Thanks.You're not gonna...
我知道你不是，我不必這麼說， I know you're not, I don't have to say this,
但你不會告訴他們守護者是誰或什麼的... but you're not gonna tell 'em who The Guard is or anything...
我們會看到的。明白了，伙計，好吧。 We'll see.Gotcha, man, okay.
好吧，你們滾開。 All right, you guys get the heck outta here.
阻止那個瘋子，好嗎？ Stop that maniac, all right?
查理：我們走吧！ 瑪雅：我們去找伯格！ CHARLIE: Let's go!MAYA: Let's go get Berger!
對不起你的男人洞穴，爸爸。 Sorry about your man cave, Dad.
是的。再見. 10 年白費了。 Yeah. Adios.Ten years down the drain.
好吧，軍人出現不是我的錯... Well, it's not my fault a militia showed up to...
有兩種思想流派……偷你的魔法球。 There's two schools of thought on that....steal your magic ball.
嗯，是誰的？ Well, whose is it?
嘿，如果你能告訴我你是誰的真相， Hey, if you would've just told me the truth about who you are,
我永遠也想不通！ I would have never figured it out!
所以實際上，這是你的錯。 So actually, it's your fault.
傑克：真的嗎？ 查理：是的。 JACK: Really?CHARLIE: Yeah.
好吧，我們將有足夠的時間來討論這是誰的錯。 Well, we'll have plenty o' time to discuss whose fault it is.
爾亞剛: 我們走吧！ 伯格: 好的，好的，放豪蛠遰，伙計！ ARGON: Let's go!BERGER: Okay, okay, take it easy, man!
哥們，你太慢了。 Dude, you are so slow.
媽媽是對的。你總是偏轉，築起牆壁。 Mom's right. You're always deflecting, putting up walls.
什麼？她這麼說？是的。 What? She says that?Yeah.
我不同意。 I disagree.
我不築牆也不偏轉。 I don't put up walls and I don't deflect.
看？偏轉。 See? Deflection.
你在說什麼？它在偏轉。 What are you talking about?It's deflecting.
那不是偏轉，那是不同意。那是…… That's not deflecting, that's disagreeing.That's...
不，那是偏轉。 No, that's deflecting.
不，那不是。你為什麼不能對我誠實？ No, that's not.Why can't you just be honest with me?
如果你想知道什麼，繼續，問我。 If you wanna know anything, go ahead, ask me.
我會告訴你真相的。 I'll tell you the truth.
為什麼這玩意沒有杯架？你去過太空嗎？ Why does this thing not have cup holders?Have you ever been to space?
超級英雄在哪裡撒尿？比如，穿武裝？ Where do superheroes pee? Like, in the suit?
那是給查理的，好嗎？ That's for Charlie, okay?
從花生畫廊夠了。 Enough from the peanut gallery.
好吧，呃... Okay, uh...
為什麼你和媽媽分手了？ Why'd you and Mom split up?
這是你的第一個問題？ That's your first question?
不是關於噴氣背包什麼的嗎？ Not something about the jetpacks or something?
不，呃，呃，沒有機會？ No. Uh-uh.No chance?
聽著，查理，那是……這是…… Look, Charlie, that's a... It's...
這是個大問題，而且... That's a big question and it's...
我覺得很難理解。 I think it's hard to understand.
我不想選擇 I didn't wanna have to choose
在拯救世界和我的家人之間。 between saving the world and my family.
但我別無選擇。 But I didn't have a choice.
爾亞剛：伙計，加快步伐，大聲哭泣！安頓下來。 ARGON: Dude, pick up the pace, for crying out loud!Settle down.
安塞：這是你的儲物櫃嗎？ 伯格：這是我的儲物櫃。 ANSEL: Is this your locker?BERGER: This is my locker.
另外，我該怎麼對我兒子說， Plus, how am I supposed to say to my son,
“哦，通過順便說一下，一些外星能量源 "Oh, by the way, some alien power source
“選擇我做星球的守護者”？正確的？ "chose me to be the guardian of the planet"? Right?
我的意思是，你父母會告訴你嗎？不會。 I mean, would your parents tell you that?No.
傑克：不，因為這讓你聽起來很瘋狂，對吧？ JACK: No, because it makes you sound crazy, right?
是的。 Yes.
我得到它。你有這個超級強大的東西， I get it. You have this super-powerful thing,
你不知道你可以信任誰。 and you didn't know who you could trust.
我只是覺得你可以相信我。 I just thought you could trust me.
那麼誰對月光舞會感到興奮呢？ So who's excited for the Moon Dance?
它在哪裡？我不知道。 Where is it?I don't know.
老師：伯傑先生。哦，嘿。 TEACHER: Mr. Berger.Oh, hey.
唔。你可能是誰？ Hmm. And who might you be?
我是，呃……我是伯傑的叔叔。 I'm, uh... I'm Berger's uncle.
嗯。 Huh.
爾亞剛：是的。漂亮的服裝。 ARGON: Yeah.Nice costume.
是的，謝謝。我愛守護者，這是，呃... Yeah, thank you. I love The Guard and this is, uh...
這是他的裝束。 This is his costume.
哦，對了，是變妝。 Ooh, yeah, it's makeup.
有點敏感 It's kinda sensitive.
嘿，伯傑的櫃子裡少了點什麼。 Hey, something is missing from Berger's locker.
你會碰巧知道它在哪裡嗎？ Would you happen to know where it is?
我假設這是藝術項目？是的。 I'm assuming it's the art project?Yes.
是的！是的，這是我的。是的！他的藝術項目 Yes! Yeah, it's mine.Yes! His art project
伯格：嗯嗯嗯，傑瑞，看門人， BERGER: Uh-huh.Well, Jerry, the janitor,
發現它在你的儲物櫃裡發光。 found it glowing in your locker.
你很幸運我沒有打電話給拆彈小組。 You're lucky I didn't call the bomb squad.
哦，我很高興你沒有。 Oh, I'm glad you didn't.
而且，呃，你會知道它在哪裡嗎？ And, uh, would you know where it is, by any chance?
我去拿它。酷。 I'll go get it.Cool.
待在這裡，我要待在這裡。 Stay right here.I'm gonna stay right here.
就在這兒。好吧好吧。 Right here. Okay.Okay.
傑克：你們這些孩子待在車裡。 JACK: You kids stay in the car.
我要去哪？ Where do I go?
等等，你從來沒有去過你孩子的學校嗎？ Wait, you've never been to your kid's school?
不，我已經... No, I've...
有一陣子了。 It's been a while.
好吧，我們撞破天窗怎麼樣？ All right, how 'bout we crash through the skylights?
是的，就像你在加拉加斯拯救那些外交官的時候一樣...... Yeah, just like the time you saved those diplomats in Caracas...
我知道，但我當時有一套充滿電的武裝， I know, but I had a fully charged suit then,
你怎麼知道的？ and how do you know about that?
我是守護者的頭號粉絲，伙計！ I'm The Guard's number-one fan, dude!
我什至在 紅迪網 上為你辯護。 I even defended you on Reddit.
那是你嗎？那是我。 That was you?That was me.
嗯，謝謝。那是相當不錯的。 Well, thank you. That was pretty good.
好的，那我去哪裡？ Okay, so where do I go?
金凱德先生，拿著這些。 Mr. Kincaid, take these.
而且，查理，你會打電話給他 And, Charlie, you're gonna call him on the phone
告訴他去哪裡，好嗎？ and tell him where to go, okay?
好吧，好吧，留在車裡。 All right.Okay, stay in the car.
查理：那很好。剛上法語課。 CHARLIE: That's good.Goin' right past the French class.
不，向左走，向左走，而不是向右走。 No, take a left, take a left, not right.
你看到一個獎杯盒嗎？ You see a trophy case?
我看到了獎杯盒。 I see the trophy case.
一直走過去，好嗎？您快到了。 Just keep walking by it, all right? You're almost there.
越過獎杯盒，你會往右邊看 Past the trophy case and you're gonna look on your right
我想它應該會發光。 and it should be glowing, I think.
這是你和其他藍鳥隊的人。 Here's you with the rest of the Bluejays.
老鷹，爸爸。 Eagles, Dad.
老鷹是藍色的嗎？ Are Eagles blue?
我猜。繼續前進，好嗎？下一個問題。 I guess. Just keep going, all right? Next question.
你還在聽我說嗎？ Are you even listening to me?
“最大的努力。”爸爸，餵？ "Best Effort." Dad, hello?
那太棒了。 That's great.
如果她沒有找到... If she doesn't find it...
我會殺了你。 I'm gonna kill you.
捏造我的生活。我現在很認真。 Fudge my life.I am so serious right now.
老師：等一下。 TEACHER: Just a second.
假設這是它？ Assuming this is it?
是的，這是我最喜歡的他的雕塑。 Yeah, that's my favorite sculpture of his.
嗯。 Uh-huh.
出色地... Well...
我真的不喜歡現代藝術。 I really don't like modern art.
真假難分！ It's hard to tell the authentics from the fakes!
奔跑，伯傑，奔跑！ Run, Berger, run!
不。 No.
我不喜歡你！我不喜歡你！ I don't like you!I don't like you!
我不喜歡你！ I don't like you!
我看到他們了！發生了什麼事？ I see 'em!What's happening?
我剛剛聽到伯傑的尖叫聲。我想他們要去健身房了。 I just heard Berger scream. I think they're goin' to the gym.
打擾一下！哦對不起。 Excuse me! Oh, sorry.
熱土豆。熱土豆。 Hot potato. Hot potato.
嘿，在我面前滾開！ Hey.Get outta my face!
變態的服裝，兄弟。 Sick costume, bro.
你讓我想起了一個屁。 You remind me of a fart.
你怎麼打開這個東西？ How do you turn this thing on?
把它給我！ Give it to me!
傑克：亞剛！ JACK: Argon!
啊! Ugh!
只是想讓你知道我們還活著！ Just wanted to let you know we're alive!
亞剛：我不在乎！ ARGON: Not like I care!
你想跳舞嗎？ You wanna dance?
爸爸想跳舞！ Daddy wants to dance!
讓我們一起跳舞。 Let's dance.
亞剛：來吧！ ARGON: Come on!
你好朋友！ Hey, buddy!
哇！ Whoo!
爸爸？爸爸，你在嗎？爸爸？ Dad? Dad, are you there? Dad?
爸爸？爸爸？ Dad? Dad?
把嘴洗乾淨！ Wash your mouth out!
伯傑！把能量源扔給我！ Berger! Throw me the Source!
伯傑！橫掃！ Berger!Sweep!
丟它！丟它！ Throw it! Throw it!
我們得幫助他。我們要走了！ We gotta help him. We gotta go!
不，他說留在車裡。是的。 No, he said stay in the car.Yeah.
他肯定說留在車裡。 He definitely said stay in the car.
那我們就留在車裡。 Then we'll stay in the car.
霰彈槍！ Shotgun!
你在做什麼？你為什麼坐在駕駛座上？ What are you doing? Why are you in the driver's seat?
好吧，查理，你不能開車。 Okay.You can't drive, Charlie.
男人。那套衣服確實有效。 Man. That suit sure does work.
等等。你為什麼不把它取下來？ Wait, wait. Why don't you take it off?
讓我們與馬諾戰鬥吧。 Let's fight mano-a-mano.
什麼，你傻嗎？ What, are ya stupid?
我寧願像超級英雄一樣戰鬥。 I'd rather fight like a superhero.
成為英雄不僅僅是穿著武裝。 Bein' a hero's about more than wearin' a suit.
不，這都是關於武裝的。 Nah, it's all about the suit.
瑪雅，做點什麼！ Maya, do something!
你是什麼意思，做點什麼？瑪雅！ What do you mean, do something?Maya!
莉齊：按下所有按鈕！嘗試所有這些，瑪雅！ LIZZIE: Press all the buttons! Try all of them, Maya!
現在。 Now.
你會撞牆的，查理！ You're gonna hit the wall, Charlie!
哇靠！ Holy crap!
對於 IT 人員來說還不錯。 Not bad for an IT guy.
謝謝你不聽我的。 Thanks for not listening to me.
保持這個安全。 Keep this safe.
查理。我相信你。 Charlie. I trust you.
他就這樣走了。 He went that way.
爸爸！ Dad!
向他展示一些招搖。 Show him some swagger.
伯傑！伯傑：伙計們！ Berger!BERGER: Guys!
我很高興見到你們。瑪雅：你們沒事。 I'm so happy to see you guys.MAYA: You're okay.
你知道嗎，爾亞剛？是的，那是什麼？ You know somethin', Argon?Yeah, what's that?
你可能對這套武裝有意見。 You might have a point about the suit.
嘿，不！ Hey, no!
打賭你不知道如何手指爆炸！ Bet you didn't know how to finger blast!
我發明了手指爆破。 I invented finger blasting.
你想和流行音樂之王一起跳舞嗎？ You wanna dance with the King of Pop?
我會跳舞！我會跳舞... I can dance! I can dance...
堅持，稍等！ Hold on!
拿住！拿住！ Hold it! Hold it!
拿住。我說堅持住，伙計！ Hold it. I said hold it, man!
我說... I said...
你怎麼做到這一點？ How do you do this?
你怎麼做呢？你怎麼拿... How do you do it? How do you take...
這些東西很溫暖。是的。 These things are warm.Yeah.
很熱。他們太熱了。 So hot. They're so hot.
你得到了冬裝。 You got the winter suit.
我對你進行了培訓。 I have this trained on you.
退後！ Stand back!
我覺得自己像條狗，你知道嗎？來吧，我們走吧。 I feel like a dog, you know?Come on, let's go.
來吧。是的。你知道，狗是怎麼做到的？喜歡... Come on. Yeah.You know, how dogs do that? Like...
亞剛，來吧。對不起。 Argon, come on.Sorry.
我們有完成這個。 We gotta finish this.
你準備好了嗎？是的。 You ready?Yeah.
等等，等等，我剛剛掉了東西。 Wait, wait, I just dropped something.
再來一口！ Have another sip!
亞剛：我的耳朵！不是我的耳朵。 ARGON: My ear! Not my ear.
你正中我的耳垂！ You hit me right in the lobe!
我恨你！ I hate you!
昂首闊步！ Swagger!
亞剛到校長辦公室！ Argon to the principal's office!
是的！ Yes!
你剛剛打破了我孩子的獎杯。 You just broke my kid's trophy.
什麼？那不是真正的獎杯。 What? That's not a real trophy.
偷武裝，炸毀我的男人洞穴， Steal the suit, blow up my man cave,
但永遠不要侮辱我的兒子。 but don't ever insult my son.
你是對的，你是對的。我走得太遠了。 You're right, you're right. I went too far.
查理！查理……我失去了他。 Charlie! Charlie... I lost him.
把能量源扔給我。 Throw me the Source.
這裡。 Here.
好的，進入機動戰士。 Okay, get in the G-mobile.
讓你們離開這裡。好吧。 Gettin' you guys outta here.Okay.
爸爸！ Dad!
查理！不，不！ Charlie! No, no!
亞剛：回來！不許動！ ARGON: Get back! Do not move!
傑克，不要成為英雄！ Jack, don't be a hero!
不！給我能量源，否則我會殺了你的孩子！ No! Gimme the Source or I'll kill your kid!
好的。 Okay.
爾亞剛：把它給我！好吧，它是你的。 ARGON: Give it to me!Okay, it's yours.
查理：什麼？不，爸爸，爸爸。爸爸……這是你的，你贏了。 CHARLIE: What? No, Dad, Dad. Dad...It's yours, you win.
別這樣，我只有一個人！ Don't do it, I'm only one person!
住口！ Shut up!
查理：我只是一個人！你在拯救世界！ CHARLIE: I'm only one person! You're saving the world!
你在拯救世界！ You're saving the world!
好嗎？好的。查理，查理，別擔心。 All right?Okay. Charlie, Charlie, don't worry.
HBT。 HBT。 HBT. HBT.
HBT？ HBT?
把它給我！ Give it to me!
查理：HBT。 HBT. 好的。請。請。 CHARLIE: HBT. HBT.Okay. Please. Please.
打擊三... Strike three...
查理！ Charlie!
查理！來吧，伙計。來吧，伙計。 Charlie! Come on, buddy. Come on, buddy.
查理！ Charlie!
請？請？查理。 Please? Please? Charlie.
來吧。來吧。 Come on. Come on.
查理！ Charlie!
沒關係。一切都會好的 It's okay. It's gonna be all right.
查理？是嗎？ Charlie?Yeah?
查理？ Charlie?
是的。你可以看到我嗎？ Yeah. Can you see me?
瑪雅看到那個投擲了嗎？ Did Maya see that throw?
你在開玩笑吧？ Are you kidding me?
她怎麼會錯過呢？ How could she miss it?
這是有史以來最偉大的投擲之一！ It's one of the greatest throws ever!
我兒子是英雄。 My son's a hero.
而已。 That's it.
我真的很愛你。 I love you so much.
我很抱歉我浪費了所有的時間。 I'm so sorry I wasted all that time.
事實是我確實有選擇。 The truth is I did have a choice.
我做錯了。 And I made the wrong one.
爸爸？是嗎？ Dad?Yeah?
你讓我窒息。 You're suffocating me.
不錯的投擲，查理。 Nice throw, Charlie.
謝謝。 Thanks.
我的天啊 Oh, my God
我得給媽媽打電話。 I gotta call Mom.
傑克，我知道我要去哪裡。我以前去過學校。 Jack, I know where I'm going. I've been to the school before.
好的，是的，是的。是的，我之前迷路了， Okay, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I got lost earlier,
所以我只是想節省你的時間。 so I was just tryin' to save you time.
它會變得非常混亂。 It can get really confusing.
查理？查理，我親愛的孩子！ Charlie? Charlie, my sweet boy!
哦，我的上帝，你還好嗎？ Oh, my God, are you okay?
你是……發生了什麼事？ Are you... What happened?
嗯，我們談過， Well, we had the talk,
我認為它進行得很順利。它... and it went, I think, pretty well. It...
我的意思是，有一些顛簸，但是... I mean, there was a few bumps, but...
等等，你知道嗎？而你沒有告訴我？ Wait, you knew? And you didn't tell me?
我們想等到你長大，查理。 We wanted to wait till you were older, Charlie.
不，那個爸爸戴著一個腰包？ No, that Dad wears a fanny pack?
傑克：他一直在敲這個腰包。 JACK: He's been hammerin' this fanny pack.
實際上，腰包是我設計的。 Actually, the fanny pack was my design.
現在你要說什麼？ Now what are you gonna say?
我們可以談談他在家裡。來吧。 We can talk about this at home. Come on.
呃，等等，等等。嗯... Uh, wait, wait. Um...
我，呃……等一下。 I, uh... Hold on a second.
我必須先做一些事情。 There's somethin' I gotta do first.
我知道，從技術上講，你，嗯，已經有約會了， I know that, technically, you, um, have a date already,
但自從羅比·費爾南德斯像個愛發牢騷的小嬰兒一樣逃跑後， but since Robbie Fernandez ran away like a whiny little baby,
我想知道... I was wondering...
你想跳舞嗎？ Do you wanna dance?
好的，金凱德，我盡量不要對著你呼氣。 Okay, Kincaid, I'll try not to breathe on you.
你很有品味。哇！謝謝。 You have great taste.Whoa! Thanks.
你還在這裡做什麼？ What are you still doing here?
DJ 從不放棄她的攤子。 A DJ never abandons her booth.
我可以跳這個舞嗎，馬 謝里？ Might I have this dance, mon cheri?
是的。 Yeah.
我們應該跳舞嗎？ Should we maybe dance?
看在舊時代的份上？ For old times' sake?
我的意思是，我們不想只是看著讓他們不舒服。 I mean, we don't wanna just watch and make them uncomfortable.
好的。 Okay.
哦。 Oh.
JK。 JK.
他們長得很快，不是嗎？ They grow up fast, don't they?
也許有點太快了？是的。 Maybe a little too fast?Yeah.
還記得我們的初吻嗎？ Remember our first kiss?
不。 No.
那是因為我們還沒有接吻。 It's 'cause we haven't kissed yet.
是的，直到我們結婚。 Yes.Not until we're married.
好吧，我的呼氣怎麼樣？ Okay.How's my breath?
驚人。 Amazing.
傑克：好的，我想我們快到這裡了！ JACK: Okay, I think we're gettin' close here!
你知道我有多喜歡它嗎？哦，是的。 You know how I like it?Oh, yeah.
燒得酥脆 Burnt to a crisp
裡面裝滿了辣芥末和很多洋蔥。 and loaded up with spicy mustard and lots of onions.
順便問一下，你女朋友喜歡洋蔥嗎？ Does your girlfriend like onions, by the way?
好的，什麼？不，爸爸。 Okay, what? No. Dad.
我們需要。 We're needed.
什麼？我們走吧。 What?Let's go.
哇，哇，哇。 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
我們得收拾東西了，你說我們，呃... We gotta pack up, and what do you say we, uh...
……拿新的？ ...take the new one?
自動語音：解除偽裝。 AUTOMATED VOICE: Uncloaking.
哇。 Wow.
讓我們稱之為早期的生日禮物。 Let's call it an early birthday present.
謝謝。我可以開車？ Thanks. Can I drive?
這是一份很早的生日禮物。 It's a very early birthday present.
自動語音：歡迎，守護者。 AUTOMATED VOICE: Welcome, Guardians.
我的天啊！這是新的機動戰士，不是嗎？ Oh, my God! This is the new G-mobile, isn't it?
哇，哇，哇。等等，等等，等等。 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, wait, wait.
現在是新的 機動戰士。來吧！ Now it's the new G-mobile. Come on!
這是病態！ This is sick!
看這個，看這個，看這個。是嗎？ Watch this, watch this, watch this.Yeah?
大家好。艾恩斯船長，任務控制中心。 Hey, guys. Captain Irons, Mission Control.
你準備好你的下一個任務了嗎？ You ready for your next mission?
好的，隊長，接受新任務。 Okay, Captain, accept new mission.
自動語音：推進驅動啟動。 AUTOMATED VOICE: Propulsion drive activated.
腦洞大開！ Mind blown!
亞剛：餵？這是什麼地方？ ARGON: Hello? What is this place?
有人嗎？我真的，真的很溫暖。 Anybody? I'm really, really warm.
我得到了沼澤屁股，你知道那是什麼意思嗎？ I got swamp butt, you know what that means?
這意味著我背上的汗流到了我的屁股上。 That means the sweat from my back's goin' to my butt.
而且感覺不是很好。 And it's not a good feeling.
哦，這很糟糕。 Oh, this sucks.
對不起，我試圖接管世界。 I'm sorry I tried to take over the world.
我只需要一點幫助。 I just need a little help.
伙計們，我能聽到你們的聲音。看來你們要走了！ Guys, I can hear you. Sounds like you guys are leaving!
伙計們，不要離開！ Guys, don't leave!
我真的需要上廁所，伙計們！ I really need to use the restroom, guys!
我已經需要很久了！ I've been needing to for a long time!
幫幫我！拜託了伙計們。 Help me out! Come on, guys.